zombette

all right guys and dolls *claps hands together briskly* quiet down... QUIET DOWN. thank you. i need your FULL AND COMPLETE ATTENTION.
are you ready?
YOU...!! *points finger at the gentleman reading a Maxim in the back row*... yes YOU!! put that magazine away this INSTANT sir or there will be CONSEQUENCES.
now i have to ask a VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION so i hope YOU ARE ALL LISTENING.

who... WHO... is it out there in the class that is sending teacher all the oodles of beauteous goodies?? are they early birthday presents? are they early christmas gifts?? are they Just Because?? will you marry me???
PLEASE i know how it feels all warm and smooshy to be the anonymous gift-giving superhero knight in shining armor... but i would REALLY LOVE TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!
thank you!!
PLEASE reveal yourself!! when i can afford it, i can get you surprises too!! (i cant help it! i am one of those annoying people who cant accept a gift with grace and just say Thank You and leave it at that!! i have to return the favor!! especially ESPECIALLY when the gift-giver just seems to psychically know when i am going through a hard time or having a bad day!!)

if you tell me who you are... i can take pictures and send them to yoooou...
i was feeling lousy today after a visit to the doctor. and then the mail came and WOW i just feel a billion times better now!!
y'know? just knowing that you are being thought of in a good way sometimes is the best medicine in the world.
blech now im getting cheesy.
real quick; this is why im not feeling too chipper:

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if that didnt work; lets try this...
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