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Yet another interesting week.. On Monday I decided to get my ribs tattooed. Let's just say it started out with me laughing becuause it tickled during the outline and ended up with me running away from the tattooer by the time it was half way colored in. I've never seen a tattoo bleed that much.. It's only halfway done at this point so I'll be back in in a couple weeks once the first part heals. Eek! lol

Lastnight my friend and I decided to play a prank on the guy she is dating. I'm not even sure how this whole idea came about but it was pretty funny- It started out with her calling him and pretending like she was fighting me. Meanwhile in the background, I am throwing around bar chairs screaming and hitting the top of the bar. Then she later calls him and tells him that she dropped me off in the middle of the desert and left me out there to die. At this point he is freaking out and asks her to come down to his work (a tattoo shop). We stop at a gas station on the way over where she punches a wall then pokes my finger with a safety pin so I can smear blood on her face, knuckles, and stomach. When she shows up at the shop I hide in the back of the car on the floor. She comes into the shop with a swollen hand, smeared make-up, and blood all over. She then tells him that she kicked my ass and then used her taser on me until the battery went dead. She's screaming about how she is going to jail while he cleans off the blood. Then he tries to convince her to go back to the desert and get me. He is wondering if I am dead in the middle of the desert by this point. So she ends up leaving and calling him saying that she can't find me.. She talks to him for another couple minutes and he decides to leave the shop early and come down to her house. When he arrives at her house she and I are coloring easter eggs and drinking Daquiris in her kitchen... He fucking hates us now I'm sure.. How evil.. hahaha