Grrrrr, that's all I can say! 
So, here goes again after typing my journal out once only for me to hit something on my keyboard and for it all to just disappear like Ali Bongo stuffing a marrow up his bottom! Now, if Ali Bongo did stuff a marrow up his bottom then that is sheer coincidence. If he didn't then apologies go out to Mr Bongo and the Bongo family!
Anyhow, what was I saying ... Ah yeah, sorry for the lack of updates, the weather has been glorious here and as many people in the UK know, a decent spell of weather for this lovely (?) Isle of ours is few and far between, so we have to snatch (Tee hee, I said snatch) as much of the sun and warmth as possible on our weary bones.
Anyhoo, here I am! Apologies go out to the people that I haven't said hello to for a few days or so, well, possibly a week or longer ... I know, I'm just callous and incensitive and you've all been sitting there waiting just for me ... well, I'll try and ketchup as soon as humanely possible, if not before.
So, how are you all? I'm now off work for a whole godamn WEEK! 
... I'm so happy that I could run around naked shouting "Hoorah" at the top of my voice.
Here's an email that I was sent yesterday, this is pure class and very funny!
A LESSON FOR ALL EMPLOYEES WHO WORK WITH RUDE CUSTOMERS!!!
Indeed, an award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being customer focused, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be NOW".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
Hasta Luego's Potato's
So, here goes again after typing my journal out once only for me to hit something on my keyboard and for it all to just disappear like Ali Bongo stuffing a marrow up his bottom! Now, if Ali Bongo did stuff a marrow up his bottom then that is sheer coincidence. If he didn't then apologies go out to Mr Bongo and the Bongo family!
Anyhow, what was I saying ... Ah yeah, sorry for the lack of updates, the weather has been glorious here and as many people in the UK know, a decent spell of weather for this lovely (?) Isle of ours is few and far between, so we have to snatch (Tee hee, I said snatch) as much of the sun and warmth as possible on our weary bones.
Anyhoo, here I am! Apologies go out to the people that I haven't said hello to for a few days or so, well, possibly a week or longer ... I know, I'm just callous and incensitive and you've all been sitting there waiting just for me ... well, I'll try and ketchup as soon as humanely possible, if not before.
So, how are you all? I'm now off work for a whole godamn WEEK!
... I'm so happy that I could run around naked shouting "Hoorah" at the top of my voice.
Here's an email that I was sent yesterday, this is pure class and very funny!
A LESSON FOR ALL EMPLOYEES WHO WORK WITH RUDE CUSTOMERS!!!
Indeed, an award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being customer focused, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be NOW".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
Hasta Luego's Potato's
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jackie:
how was your naked bronco ride?
someoneuk:
The truth was less exciting than that, eh?