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Godamn it's been a weird and wonderful day today. I saw two whale tails today, jeeeesus like one was on this massive arse, it made me feel a bit sick to be truthful. Nothing against biggish women because I'm sure they're fine, but why do women tend to wear huge thongs that ride up above their trousers and all you can see is whale tail? Some are very nice and I'm an avid spotter but like y'know I turned white the same colour as her thong.

On the train coming home I spotted another!! However, this was more appealing although the thong wasn't the best of looking unlike her. Damn, can all women out there who wear thongs wear nice ones if you're gonna show them? Man I was like gutted.

Do you ever think to yourself about how fruit came to be? Who discovered fruit especially melons! I love big melons although the smaller variety are pert .... I mean juicy ... I mean delicious too. Just a thought, however don't talk to me about plums!

My weekend went too fast, grrrrrr! Life goes too fast, there should be more naked women in my life. Life would be better if women between 19-25 were all naked and I had a big harem!

-Me