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Tuesday Mar 28, 2006

Mar 28, 2006
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Crap Crap Crap!

Yes, I haven't been about again, but look on the bright side things could be far worse, I could have neglected you beautiful people for about four months.

Two Sundays ago my Mum was rushed into hospital, she's ok now thank goodness, but at the time it was pretty scary. She was taken to hospital by ambulance all wired up to heart monitors ECG machines etc, but she was allowed out later that day.

I must say though that the female ambulance driver was hot!

Anyway, I am here ... biggrin

So, I've taken up playing Monkey Cliff Diving Obviously not with real monkeys as that would be somewhat ludicrous and popostrous and other words like that. No, monkey cliff diving rocks, in fact you have to mind the rocks otherwise your monkey gets splattered. You have to help your monkey dive into the ocean. There's the hat monkey, the skinny monkey and the average monkey!

Other than monkey cliff diving ... which in a small way sounds like muff ... well it doesn't really, I think it was the diving part that led me to think of muff ... and there's nothing like thinking of muff .... is there? tongue .... Anyhow, other than that I've been out a few times drinking.

Anyhoo, take it easy out there dudes & dudettes, enjoy the ambience of Spring ... the birds & the bees and ... Monkey Clif Diving ... Yeah! ooo aaa

Hasta Monkey-uego surreal ooo aaa
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
littleaardvark:
Ok, I guess.

It's the red monkeys that I can't seem to get to grips with... too may splattered carcuses.
Mar 28, 2006
mat8drb:
That's good she's okay. Never good.

The interweb is easier for betting. I have a pennies account: I never bet more than 5p, just for the fun of it. smile
Mar 29, 2006

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