So because I'm back for about the trillionth time, I wanted to find a topical news story that's bang up-to-date. So I looked and found This One I think you'd all agree that its quite heart wrenching.
So, yeah, the main reason I've been away is because I lost an arm ... and the surgeon had to chop my foot off and sew it where my arm was ... not really, I'm just pulling your leg. I'm actually quite sad because mat8drb took me off of his friends list. I think you should re-consider that young man before I come and biff you. Not that I would because everybody knows us Brits are a peace loving nation.
So, what has happened since I've been away ... well, I've got a few weeks older which is never a good thing. Someone who will remain nameless was on Deal Or No Deal and came away with a huge prize of .... wait for it .... 1p ... for anonimity sake I can't say who it was, but it wasn't me
Oh yeah, the link I posted yesterday didn't work. I won't bother again, suffice to say RIP Ossie. Today I'm off to buy things as I'm not at work. What I buy will be a surprise because I don't even know. Since my last post last year (Nov 28) I've been out with two women - they were both odd in their own ways - not like they had two heads and wore braces on their teeth, but their characters were just strange. I don't know about you but if I meet someone I can tell pretty much straight away if they're going to be ok, if we laugh and just pretty much act stoopid then that's a good sign. People who can't laugh and take things seriously are odd! .... Be warned
What else is there to report, I got drunk a few weeks ago and a good mate of mine was showing me Kapatiran Arnis. Its basically a form of martial arts ... never try it when you're drunk, he's pretty damn good and I was just like whoaaa man, you're gonna seriously make me throw up ... it was as funny as fuck though!
Anyhoo, I'm gonna shoot the breeze and sacrifice a virgin.
Hasta Luego
So, yeah, the main reason I've been away is because I lost an arm ... and the surgeon had to chop my foot off and sew it where my arm was ... not really, I'm just pulling your leg. I'm actually quite sad because mat8drb took me off of his friends list. I think you should re-consider that young man before I come and biff you. Not that I would because everybody knows us Brits are a peace loving nation.
So, what has happened since I've been away ... well, I've got a few weeks older which is never a good thing. Someone who will remain nameless was on Deal Or No Deal and came away with a huge prize of .... wait for it .... 1p ... for anonimity sake I can't say who it was, but it wasn't me
Oh yeah, the link I posted yesterday didn't work. I won't bother again, suffice to say RIP Ossie. Today I'm off to buy things as I'm not at work. What I buy will be a surprise because I don't even know. Since my last post last year (Nov 28) I've been out with two women - they were both odd in their own ways - not like they had two heads and wore braces on their teeth, but their characters were just strange. I don't know about you but if I meet someone I can tell pretty much straight away if they're going to be ok, if we laugh and just pretty much act stoopid then that's a good sign. People who can't laugh and take things seriously are odd! .... Be warned
What else is there to report, I got drunk a few weeks ago and a good mate of mine was showing me Kapatiran Arnis. Its basically a form of martial arts ... never try it when you're drunk, he's pretty damn good and I was just like whoaaa man, you're gonna seriously make me throw up ... it was as funny as fuck though!
Anyhoo, I'm gonna shoot the breeze and sacrifice a virgin.
Hasta Luego
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Any backstage gossip? It's a strange show... I like the man who just worked his way round all the boxes one by one. A shame it didn't work out for him.
Balance is useful in these things I find.