zola25

I thought I'd give everyone a wave today, that really IS my hand!

Anyhow, last night I got abducted by aliens. I can't actually remember it, but, considering I was meant to get up at 6am and didn't until 8.15am then I can only assume that they lost their way back ...



So, because of the alien abduction I told work that I wouldn't be in today, it was so I could look into the account of the abduction. In the end, I didn't, I kinda did some washing up, watched some TV and went to the pub. I now have a sore throat.

Although I had the day off I haven't caught up on Sunday's Nip/Tuck and about six episodes of Sopranos ... The last time I saw Sopranos Richie had moved in with Janice and Furio the guy from Sicily was now with the NJ mob. I don't know why I'm recording it to be honest because I have it all on DVD anyhow.


I just saw the best bit of comedy EVER on the news. I can't explain it, you just had to be there. I'll try and explain it ... you see there's a race for a new conservative leader ... one of them David Davis was talking to a little kid on a bike and he said to the kid "Errrr yeah .... I used to live over there" Now that doesn't sound funny but he was kinda looking one way and pointing in another direction. Comedy GENIUS!

Newsflash

I've sat here for 10 minutes thinking of something, it wasn't that exciting anyhow.

Anyway ....



More Exciting Stuff
An In Depth Feature On Pollution
How To Catch Bigfoot
And ... Pony Trecking In The Sahara

Hasta Luego

* Edited to say, I've got rid of my eye ball ...