Muwahahahahaha
I'm home! Sorry for the lack of updates, thought I'd keep you all in suspenders and see if you missed me ... yeah, right
So, the weekend? It was different ... In the end Rachel and I met, she said that she'd come down here as she'd pissed me about saying at first she was going to cancel the date. So, it was nice...
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I'm home! Sorry for the lack of updates, thought I'd keep you all in suspenders and see if you missed me ... yeah, right
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Winter Wonderland ...
So, today is a day that I could do without the snow. When I really want days where I just want it to snow forever it doesn't, when I want the snow it comes down in very large buckets and kind of spoils what I'm planning to do ... However, my plans as yet haven't been ruined, so I'm keeping my fingers...
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So, today is a day that I could do without the snow. When I really want days where I just want it to snow forever it doesn't, when I want the snow it comes down in very large buckets and kind of spoils what I'm planning to do ... However, my plans as yet haven't been ruined, so I'm keeping my fingers...
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perdy:
Muuuaaaah ha ha ha ha little do you know....I am an evil bitch capable of the nastiest deeds!
snowballinhell:
Come on, come on, spill the beans matey, how was the weekend with Rachel?????
Smooches
Michelle xx
Smooches
Michelle xx
Welcome To Terry's Bar .....
Liquor At The Front ....
Poker In The Rear!
You just gotta read it a few times to understand my mentality! Good morning happy people, how are we all? I'm just rootinly tootinly dawgawn kewl this morning. So I hope you all are too! I've got a picture that I took all of about half hour ago .... Here it...
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Liquor At The Front ....
Poker In The Rear!
You just gotta read it a few times to understand my mentality! Good morning happy people, how are we all? I'm just rootinly tootinly dawgawn kewl this morning. So I hope you all are too! I've got a picture that I took all of about half hour ago .... Here it...
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perdy:
Sorry no boys allowed.....if you could dress up and make a convincing belly dancer we might let you in
snowballinhell:
Haha, as long as Rachel doesn't take offence at the flirting you'll be ok. It's the trust thing again, isn't it! As long as she knows she is the woman for you all will be well
Just don't let her read your journals
;P
Smooches
Michelle xx
Smooches
Michelle xx
Whoooo Hooooo!
Let's get nekkid, I'm getting better ... well a bit better anyway! At least it's time to celebrate a bit so let's make Wednesday, nekkid Wednesday! ... Wouldn't it be so cool if instead of sometimes you have a "Bring your budgie" to work day there was instead a "Let's have a mass orgy day!"?
I'm sure more people would turn up for...
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Let's get nekkid, I'm getting better ... well a bit better anyway! At least it's time to celebrate a bit so let's make Wednesday, nekkid Wednesday! ... Wouldn't it be so cool if instead of sometimes you have a "Bring your budgie" to work day there was instead a "Let's have a mass orgy day!"?
I'm sure more people would turn up for...
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thelastbeliever:
You da man!
You taught me well
You taught me well
snowballinhell:
Things would be so much better if his work had actually paid him the back pay that he was due, but he's now owed four months worth of back pay
His money basically pays the essentials like mortgage, endowment,life insurance, food and all that crap, plus the loan repayments for our joint debt, the rest of the debt is mine plus I have to pay the leccy and gas, as his money doesn't stretch to covering those aswell. If his back pay had of come through in the February pay packet things would be better as the overdraft would have been cleared in full and we'd have had enough left over to clear the gas bill aswell, but as it is, the overdraft is going to be there again, which means the bank are more than likely to start returning direct debits again this month
Hence why I need a job NOW!
Oh, and nice try with the gang thing, but I already know you were trying to be subtle and thelastbeliever blew your plans out of the water
Smooches
Michelle xx
His money basically pays the essentials like mortgage, endowment,life insurance, food and all that crap, plus the loan repayments for our joint debt, the rest of the debt is mine plus I have to pay the leccy and gas, as his money doesn't stretch to covering those aswell. If his back pay had of come through in the February pay packet things would be better as the overdraft would have been cleared in full and we'd have had enough left over to clear the gas bill aswell, but as it is, the overdraft is going to be there again, which means the bank are more than likely to start returning direct debits again this month
Oh, and nice try with the gang thing, but I already know you were trying to be subtle and thelastbeliever blew your plans out of the water
Smooches
Michelle xx
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snowballinhell:
You soap-dropping, cattle-raping, latex-slurping, shit-munching, boil-nibbling, cunt-brained dickweasel!
Haha, yeah, I bet you DO like tongue action, rude man
Smooches
Michelle xx
Haha, yeah, I bet you DO like tongue action, rude man
Smooches
Michelle xx
magnadolce:
You sick bastard.
That was NOT an insult as you are sick.
My fave style of booby is not on your list. I call them "stargazers" and I guess they'd be a mix between the "pointers" and the "coat hooks."
Well wishes.
That was NOT an insult as you are sick.
My fave style of booby is not on your list. I call them "stargazers" and I guess they'd be a mix between the "pointers" and the "coat hooks."
Well wishes.
It's Friday!
Which means the weekend, mine has been thrown into turmoil, I've got a chest infection which means that heading to Cardiff at the weekend could be a problem. I wouldn't really want to cough my lung mustard up over the person I'm sitting next to on the coach or at the ground. It looks like my ticket will remain a virgin ....
Ah...
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Which means the weekend, mine has been thrown into turmoil, I've got a chest infection which means that heading to Cardiff at the weekend could be a problem. I wouldn't really want to cough my lung mustard up over the person I'm sitting next to on the coach or at the ground. It looks like my ticket will remain a virgin ....
Ah...
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mat8drb:
You must be happy with that, in the end. "Shush....."
germ13:
I trust you indulged in much drinking?
Hello Matey, Peeps
Wow, I'm feeling as rough as a cat's tongue tonite. Think I'm getting the flu or something similar, maybe it's bubonic plague or some other contageous disease. Probably not though, I'm just being a wimp. I do feel pretty cack though, I'm sweating like a giraffe on heat, then I get as cold as a baby wooly mammoth after suckling its mother...
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Wow, I'm feeling as rough as a cat's tongue tonite. Think I'm getting the flu or something similar, maybe it's bubonic plague or some other contageous disease. Probably not though, I'm just being a wimp. I do feel pretty cack though, I'm sweating like a giraffe on heat, then I get as cold as a baby wooly mammoth after suckling its mother...
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beccy:
i am not finish jet hehe
d_no:
It's nice when you know that you are actually superior to your superiors
This weekend I am going to see Nick Cave and (half of) the Bad Seeds, it should be most excellent.
I get the feeling you're a bit off colour, get well soon friend.
This weekend I am going to see Nick Cave and (half of) the Bad Seeds, it should be most excellent.
I get the feeling you're a bit off colour, get well soon friend.
Tuesday 22 Feb
Good evening people! I have to point out that I'm tired and could fall asleep right this very minute, so if suddenly my journal stops and you see me with my head on the desk here dribbling, give me a prod to wake me up. The last few days have been mildly hectic. My cousin has been here and he can talk...
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Good evening people! I have to point out that I'm tired and could fall asleep right this very minute, so if suddenly my journal stops and you see me with my head on the desk here dribbling, give me a prod to wake me up. The last few days have been mildly hectic. My cousin has been here and he can talk...
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thelastbeliever:
Now what have i told you about swallowing razorblades!!??
And as for the woman...... you're on your own there mate. I can't help you. I have no concept of what goes on inside a womans brain
And as for the woman...... you're on your own there mate. I can't help you. I have no concept of what goes on inside a womans brain
perdy:
Ahh thanks I'll be fine....just having a mad girlie moment
S'up Duuuudes!
Hiya People ... first off can I thank D_no for submitting a great testimonial. Thanks mate, go say hello to him guys, he's a cool dude!
Sorry for the lack of updates, I've just been very lazy within the last few days, hence the reason for no updates! Anyhoo, t'ings are ok. I could be going to Cardiff next weekend to see Chelsea...
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Hiya People ... first off can I thank D_no for submitting a great testimonial. Thanks mate, go say hello to him guys, he's a cool dude!
Sorry for the lack of updates, I've just been very lazy within the last few days, hence the reason for no updates! Anyhoo, t'ings are ok. I could be going to Cardiff next weekend to see Chelsea...
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mat8drb:
I saw that Barca thing on BBC4; fair credit to them, but I want to see Chelsea give them what for.
I'm happy with the profile pic. It's a bit more real than the last one.
I'm happy with the profile pic. It's a bit more real than the last one.
ash:
thanks so much for the comment on my set!!! I know its probably really late now, lol, but I had a lotta comments 
Hi De Hi
I must apologise before I begin, I want to thank my mom for giving birth to me and above all thelastbeliever, Hexe and SurfBetty for writing some nice things about me in my testimonial. You're all awesome, so I think a little group hug is called for ... so ... *hugs* obviously with thelastbeliever I'll shake his hand instead of the...
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I must apologise before I begin, I want to thank my mom for giving birth to me and above all thelastbeliever, Hexe and SurfBetty for writing some nice things about me in my testimonial. You're all awesome, so I think a little group hug is called for ... so ... *hugs* obviously with thelastbeliever I'll shake his hand instead of the...
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mat8drb:
No, Club biscuits are still around! And they have not changed. Unlike the damn SMARTIES.
Ms. Osbourne's attitude had me hooked; then the whle package. Granted, the cleavage is not too bad
I have walked down a massive set of spiral steps to a tube station rather than the lift. That was surreal. I was dizzy when I got to the bottom.
Too much alcohol this week anyway.
Ms. Osbourne's attitude had me hooked; then the whle package. Granted, the cleavage is not too bad
I have walked down a massive set of spiral steps to a tube station rather than the lift. That was surreal. I was dizzy when I got to the bottom.
Too much alcohol this week anyway.
perdy:
Ahh he loves it when people point and laugh
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cherry_deadly:
nice balls
well whatever your valentine secret is, i hope it brings you joy boyo, i really do.
and me hot in a carrier bag? LOL you need your prescription checking!
kisses xxx
well whatever your valentine secret is, i hope it brings you joy boyo, i really do.
and me hot in a carrier bag? LOL you need your prescription checking!
kisses xxx
d_no:
Yesterday was a good day, not because it was Valentines day, it was just a really nice day. Actually, today has been a really nice day too.
Reciting random numbers when someone is counting is one of my favourite annoyers.
I'm glad yesterday went well,
go with the flow.
Reciting random numbers when someone is counting is one of my favourite annoyers.
I'm glad yesterday went well,
go with the flow.
Hey guys, how's things? Thanks for all your comments on my last journal entry, I got up to 27, some kind of record for me
... Still no testimonials though .... I'm not looking for them, but hey ...
So, the last few days have been ok, I had to go to a funeral on thursday, it was a sad occasion but when I got...
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So, the last few days have been ok, I had to go to a funeral on thursday, it was a sad occasion but when I got...
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neyrissa:
Thanks...I do love that word "gimp"...should use it more often!
*hugs*
*hugs*
thelastbeliever:
Hehehe thanks man. Much love. Hope you have a good Vday buddy.
The shit talkers must have read the comments people put on my last journal from people regarding the incident. Then they must have read yours, taken one look at your mafia style pic and shit their pants
The shit talkers must have read the comments people put on my last journal from people regarding the incident. Then they must have read yours, taken one look at your mafia style pic and shit their pants


i agree about the movie thing for the kids. make sure you find out which ones they like. but you might want to also try to get one that isn't too annoying, cuz if they like it they're gonna watch it like a million times. Thats how i was with The Last Unicorn
Not telling you where though, or who with. It's a massive secret