Monday Mar 12, 2012

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Ever get the feeling that there was a day in school - which you missed- where people were taught how to socialise and how to chat up the opposite sex? Every time I look at all the beautiful awesome women on SG I sort of think; well I wouldn't actually know what to say if I met one of them anyway, so why am I eyeing up pictures of them, lol. Mayhaps I'm just being weird :S
evilgasm:
No. You're just being paranoid and insecure like the rest of us guys are. We all get stupid around the fairer sex (Did you know that looking at a pretty girl for five minutes can reduce a man's effective IQ by as much as 20 points? True fact.) The trick is not to get nervous... which obviously is easier said than done. Lord knows I rarely manage it.

Just talk to them. Don't make a big deal out of it and it won't be a big deal. You'll find they're less intimidating when you remember they're just human beings like the rest of us. wink Not a lot less intimidating... but some what.

Obviously though, there are a few rules you should obey:

1) In the words of WilWheaton: Don't be a dick.
Act like a gentleman and you will be treated as such. This won't get a girl to like you any more than she would other wise, but it will stop her from hating you should you screw everything else up (see rule two).

2) Don't get caught checking out her tits.
Or any other part of her anatomy for that matter. This is just plain embarassing and makes you look like a bit a dick. (For proof of concept please see the testemonials Abbiss left on my profile.)

3) Just be yourself.
If a girl doesn't like you for who you are she shure isn't going to like you for pretending to be something else.



And a s ageneral rule: Don't take me too seriously either tongue
zodiswide:
WilWheaton is god. But in beardier form.

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