Holyoke Parade
~~~ Breaths in DEEP~~~
As promised Sunday Evening and the Festivities have concluded. I have just returned home from The Holyoke St Patricks Day Parade touted as one of the Largest in the country. (who knows what criteria therere using) I believe therere delusional but arent we all in some way?
Im brewing a large cup of Earl Grey as I prepare to set out on my Sunday Evening Ritual of Dinner and HBO Original Programming; Deadwood ~ Carnival.
Information is still coming in but heres some personal stats over the past few days:
Pints of Guinness consumed = 47 (aprox)
Pints, Bottles, Glasses, Containers of some type of Beer other than Guinness Consumed = 21
Irish Car Bombs consumed = 19
Assorted shots other than consumed = 7
Bottles of Wine consumed = 2
Corned Beef Dinners consumed = 1 and 1 Sandwich
Green Beer consumed = None, NO, NUNKA, NEYT, NEVER !!!
Irish Girls Kissed = 23
Non Irish Girls Kissed = 7
Spankings delivered = 2 actual 1 virtual (3)
Cell Phones destroyed = 1
Motorcycle chases observed = 2 ( same chase seen twice coming and going)
Perpetrators captured = none
~~~ Breaths in DEEP~~~
As promised Sunday Evening and the Festivities have concluded. I have just returned home from The Holyoke St Patricks Day Parade touted as one of the Largest in the country. (who knows what criteria therere using) I believe therere delusional but arent we all in some way?
Im brewing a large cup of Earl Grey as I prepare to set out on my Sunday Evening Ritual of Dinner and HBO Original Programming; Deadwood ~ Carnival.
Information is still coming in but heres some personal stats over the past few days:
Pints of Guinness consumed = 47 (aprox)
Pints, Bottles, Glasses, Containers of some type of Beer other than Guinness Consumed = 21
Irish Car Bombs consumed = 19
Assorted shots other than consumed = 7
Bottles of Wine consumed = 2
Corned Beef Dinners consumed = 1 and 1 Sandwich
Green Beer consumed = None, NO, NUNKA, NEYT, NEVER !!!
Irish Girls Kissed = 23
Non Irish Girls Kissed = 7
Spankings delivered = 2 actual 1 virtual (3)
Cell Phones destroyed = 1
Motorcycle chases observed = 2 ( same chase seen twice coming and going)
Perpetrators captured = none
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gamma:
Gee thanx for the advice...anyhoo, I did not attend this year's parade because people are rude and obnoxious when they attempt to use their children as a means to get "the best spot." I unfortunately did not get to watch it either because I had to go to Dedham and Worcester that day ... along with a pounding migraine not due to any particular drinking. I hope that you enjoyed yourself much! I am a non-Irish girl and I didn't get a kiss 
saidgirl:
cotton candy whore is right..... me and my girl like to get sticky... 