Dateline November 19, 2004:
President Bush today revoked the ceremonial amnesty granted to two thanksgiving turkeys earlier this week when information surfaced that they were "Iraqi nationals with strong ties to Al Quaeda" The birds were detained as enemy combatants, and executed. When asked to comment, the president said they were the "Juciest terrorists I ever met" at which point he began touching himself and foaming at the mouth. Secretary of State Condaleeza Rice, in a press conference this afternoon, simply said "We have a mandate" and showed the press corps the George's Place tattoo on he inner thigh.
This is Zod72000, SG news, Chicago. Good night.
Yeah. I'm stupid sometimes. Quote of the day:
Life- A series of events that seem important at the time.
-Elizabeth Akers
Trust the fuckhead.
President Bush today revoked the ceremonial amnesty granted to two thanksgiving turkeys earlier this week when information surfaced that they were "Iraqi nationals with strong ties to Al Quaeda" The birds were detained as enemy combatants, and executed. When asked to comment, the president said they were the "Juciest terrorists I ever met" at which point he began touching himself and foaming at the mouth. Secretary of State Condaleeza Rice, in a press conference this afternoon, simply said "We have a mandate" and showed the press corps the George's Place tattoo on he inner thigh.
This is Zod72000, SG news, Chicago. Good night.
Yeah. I'm stupid sometimes. Quote of the day:
Life- A series of events that seem important at the time.
-Elizabeth Akers
Trust the fuckhead.
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mercie.