Friday Apr 28, 2006

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Tonight I read the funniest shit I've come in contact with for a little while, some 18 year old guy makes a thread titled - "Superdrol is making me lactate", which in itself is a pretty funny thing imo but that was not all he had to tell the forum.

Little did I know that I would read the following opening post -
"Seriously, I'm really worried. I've been off Superdrol now for a week and noticed that my nipples were getting a little puffy. Well, my best friend and I were playing around with each other and he started pinching my nipples hard and now my left one is wet. Can Superdrol be causing this???????"

Just to let you know, Superdrol is a designer steroid that isn't recommended for anyone under 21 years old and is a paticularly aggressive Anabolic/Androgenic Steroid. To add to that this guy is only 19 years old.

He then proceeded to get the following replies...

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It's just from the excitement of having your first gay relationship. I suggest you watch BrokeBack Mountain and share a sleeping bag.


probably, you're 19 and taking steroids, not smart. Your best option now is to go see a doctor.


Yes.

But it should be known that if you are old enough to use a steroid then you must also be past the age of playing with best friends and pinching eachothers nipples. ---> THAT should be on the bottles.

You need Nolva if this post is serious.


To which the guy with the problem replies -

I've been taking nolva from a friend now at 40mg a week and was gonna do the 40/40/20/20 thing. But my nipple is still leaking something.
BTW, we're not gay or anything, we just get bored when our girlfriends are gone and mess around with each other some. A lot of guys do it.


Uh, speak for yourself titty twister boy.


It's when this kind of thing crops up that makes me feel good about not being a complete dumb-ass smile
So, what's the verdict on this guy? Homosexual in denial?

On a side note I went along to my appointment, got my blood taken and aslong as all my levels are okay I'll be getting treatment started next week biggrin
EDITED IN - Holy shit I'm moody tonight, I feel like killing everything surreal

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basil123:
do you no likey??
mmm:
Ah same old, same old. Jim's auditioning the keyboardist downstairs so I'm typing quietly while I'm listening in - she's good! It's his birthday today so we'll be going out and eating some FOOD! I like food biggrin

How you spending your Bank Holiday?

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