zippedup

You know it's cold when your pop can comes out of the machine frozen and bursting at the seems.

It's -10 degrees, here in minneSNOWTA

2 weeks ago while visiting Florida, I couldn't wait to come back... I recant that thought.

So, I am a paranoid person. I don't know where it comes from, I don't smoke weed. I get even more paranoid when I drink excessively, and then I hide things. THEN I accuse everyone of jackin my shit, when that fails, I think I got plain ass robbed: As if someone is going to walk in and steal my $20 silver hoop earrings, or my favorite lighter... cd, or what have you.

6 months ago I hid my digital camera in a drunken stuper. Tonight while fishing out an extention cord, I found it UNDER my couch. See, my couch sits flat on the floor, So how it stayed there unsmashed with all the fat asses who sat on it over this time is beyond me.

I guess I didn't get robbed after all.


marlboro sent me some silver dice for my birthday. I love marlboro's gifts, and thank them for brightening my day.

ole. rum is good.