zinger

adn there i was driving in nothern ontario looking at the the landscap and i see a bear. the next thing i know it walks out in front of me, i slam on the brakes stoping 10 feet in front of it. the bear gets up on it hind legs and flips me off, i was like what the fuck, i get out acting all tough i was going to teach this bear a lessen i walk up to it. the next thing i see is his massive paw coming towards my face. just missing my nose by 5cm i could smell the stench off it. and it smelled like dead fish it was enough to send me cowering to my car like a scared dog that just got hit. i was fuck this im leaving is i put the car in drive and about go around the bear he steps out in front of me laughing i try to go around the other way he steps out in front of me again. i was like holy shit he is fucking with me, than the bear walks up to my car picks it up with me in it ( by this time im shitting my self ) and puts it on the roof and starts spinning it like a top. when it stoped spinning i looked out and the bear was gone