zinger

and there we were walking. we walked by a house and there was a snowman it was half melted looking perty shitty. my freind ryan go up to it and says my this is the most fucked up looking snowman i have ever seen. the next that happend was the snowman suckered punch him knocked his ass to the ground ryan looks up at him, and he had his twigs up ready to fight. ryan gets up and fucking clocks him in the face breaking his carrot and knocking his head off. the snow man picks up his head and puts it back on, and said you broke my carrot im going to kick your ass. the snow man throws a punch ryan dodges it and counters hitting it in the middle boulder. getting his hand stuck, the snowman looks at him and laughs then upper cuts ryan knocking him out. the next day when we woke up i looked at him and said holy shit that snowman kicked the shit out of you and he looks at me and said that lawn gnome fucked you up