Went to my cousin's wedding last night.
Hatred for humanity=RENEWED.
Am in a very bad mood today. Want to punch someone. In the FACE.
Whoever invented weddings should be SHOT. And whoever invented wedding DJs should be TORN APART BY WILD RABID HYENAS. I mean, who the fuck plays "the Macarena"? The fucking Macarena! And the dreaded Chicken Dance. I wanted to shoot myself.
Being surrounded by normal people all night was the worst thing that's happened to me in a long time.
Hatred for humanity=RENEWED.
Am in a very bad mood today. Want to punch someone. In the FACE.
Whoever invented weddings should be SHOT. And whoever invented wedding DJs should be TORN APART BY WILD RABID HYENAS. I mean, who the fuck plays "the Macarena"? The fucking Macarena! And the dreaded Chicken Dance. I wanted to shoot myself.
Being surrounded by normal people all night was the worst thing that's happened to me in a long time.

<-- kisses your cheek and rubs your shoulders