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Monday Feb 19, 2007

Feb 19, 2007
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Picspam time! Because I am so fucking bored.

I'll be nice and spoiler-cut it so it seems slightly modest.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


I looked pretty cool the other night. Pity it was wasted on my sister, and all we did was go out to Applebees. But hey, look, almost-cleavage! It's true, I actually have breasts. Who'da thunk?


Aki's Foolproof Tips for Adorable Hair in Two Easy Steps:

1. Wash your hair.
2. Lie down and get some really good oral sex.

Voila! Your hair is adorable. And if not, well hey. At least you got oral sex.

Okay, it was probably just a coincedence that my hair ended up looking curly and cute-tastic. I'm usually too embarrassed to post pictures of myself sans makeup, but I think the hair is bright enough to distract one's eye from my face. XD;


Red and pink for the win! Obviously, I enjoy these colors very much.



In conclusion, I am totally rad. And I think I left my shame in my other pants or something.
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