You ever sleep so long that when you finally get up, instead of feeling perky and rested, you feel like a truck ran over you? And then maybe backed up and did it again?
Yeah, that's about how I feel. I would've gotten out of bed sooner, but it was like the dreams didn't want to let me go. I'd get as far as lifting my head from the pillow to look at the clock, and then the Dreamverse would reach out with wispy tendrils to yank me back down.
Those were some fucked-up dreams, too, lemme tell ya. I wish I had, like, copious amounts of alcohol to blame it on or something, but no. Unless tuna casserole is known for bringing bizarre dreams, I got nothin'.
It's almost Christmas! I think I've got my shopping all done. Now there's just the wrapping left to do. I feel sorry for anyone getting a present from me, since they tend to look like they were wrapped by a hyperactive five-year-old with poor motorskills. JUST BE GLAD YOU'RE GETTING ANYTHING AT ALL, YOU INGRATES.
...I wonder if there's any casserole left.
Yeah, that's about how I feel. I would've gotten out of bed sooner, but it was like the dreams didn't want to let me go. I'd get as far as lifting my head from the pillow to look at the clock, and then the Dreamverse would reach out with wispy tendrils to yank me back down.
Those were some fucked-up dreams, too, lemme tell ya. I wish I had, like, copious amounts of alcohol to blame it on or something, but no. Unless tuna casserole is known for bringing bizarre dreams, I got nothin'.
It's almost Christmas! I think I've got my shopping all done. Now there's just the wrapping left to do. I feel sorry for anyone getting a present from me, since they tend to look like they were wrapped by a hyperactive five-year-old with poor motorskills. JUST BE GLAD YOU'RE GETTING ANYTHING AT ALL, YOU INGRATES.
...I wonder if there's any casserole left.