Christmas is over........Hoorahh
I can get back to work and start earing some money next week! I hate being self employed during holidays as i earn fuck all!
We have my sister in law and her hubby and there two kids coming up for new years eve so should be a laugh! I bought a biig box of fireworks to keep the kids happy! By the time I let them off I will be well and truly pissed (so if you anywhere around somerset in the Bath area please keep your head down and stay indoors)
Went to a Panto yesterday! Cinderella Kids loved it.. I loved the very very sexy dancers. I made the mistake of sitting on an end of row in the front row! The fuckin ugly sisters targeted me....never been so red with embarrassment...fuckers! My missus and the sister in law and all the kids thought I was very very funny though!
I bought my missus some really shit presents this year! I could see the dissapointment in her face when she opened them!
Then she asked if it was alright to change them for something else! not just one of them... all of them! So i felt really good! I thought your supposed to lie and say you liked all your presents??? I did.
I have my sons birthday party in a week or so! We have hired a old ship! The Matthew in Bristol... Its like a real pirate ship! we get to sail in it up the river and back all dressed as pirates! good fun But there are 30 odd 5 years olds on board! hopefully none of them will fall over board!
I was gonna invite Jonny Depps kid who is a friend of a friend but though no fuck it he's been on loads of pirate ships! and the kids half french! but I would get to meet Vanessa Paradis! she is still hot after all these years that she made peadophiles out of anyone older than 18 back in 1986 when she was 14 and everyone wanter to do naughty things to her and her lil pointy titties!
Perverts
I can get back to work and start earing some money next week! I hate being self employed during holidays as i earn fuck all!
We have my sister in law and her hubby and there two kids coming up for new years eve so should be a laugh! I bought a biig box of fireworks to keep the kids happy! By the time I let them off I will be well and truly pissed (so if you anywhere around somerset in the Bath area please keep your head down and stay indoors)
Went to a Panto yesterday! Cinderella Kids loved it.. I loved the very very sexy dancers. I made the mistake of sitting on an end of row in the front row! The fuckin ugly sisters targeted me....never been so red with embarrassment...fuckers! My missus and the sister in law and all the kids thought I was very very funny though!
I bought my missus some really shit presents this year! I could see the dissapointment in her face when she opened them!
Then she asked if it was alright to change them for something else! not just one of them... all of them! So i felt really good! I thought your supposed to lie and say you liked all your presents??? I did.
I have my sons birthday party in a week or so! We have hired a old ship! The Matthew in Bristol... Its like a real pirate ship! we get to sail in it up the river and back all dressed as pirates! good fun But there are 30 odd 5 years olds on board! hopefully none of them will fall over board!
I was gonna invite Jonny Depps kid who is a friend of a friend but though no fuck it he's been on loads of pirate ships! and the kids half french! but I would get to meet Vanessa Paradis! she is still hot after all these years that she made peadophiles out of anyone older than 18 back in 1986 when she was 14 and everyone wanter to do naughty things to her and her lil pointy titties!
Perverts
The shop is called Gash!