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i find there are certain times when a beer tastes even better than normal. one such time is after a real hard day working in the sun. another is when doing something exciting. for me this beer tastes good cause i just rode out to the beach on an awesome sunny day with summer like temperatures. the beach was kinda overcast but had a nice breeze. plenty of nice scenery, and unfortunately way too much traffic. so after a nice walk down the boardwalk i hopped back on the bike and made my ride home near 70 miles roundtrip. i love my little bike however cant wait to get rid of it for something with more power. me riding it is the equivelent of a grown man riding on a donkey. sure it can take it but it looks silly and the donkey is working hard. but that is a ways down the road. the beez were out in force today and many found their death blasting across my torso and face. something amusing about getting blasted by insects at high speeds that most sane people would not understand nor appreciate. and because of all of this my beer is extra tasty. the dogs are extra lazy and the breeze is awesome through the house.

the kittens must be relocated before i take them in and attempt to domesticate the already feral little monsters. i saw them running about the back yard when i got back. they are cute enough to make you vomit blood. they must go quickly. no food nor water will be given these little adorible monsters as i dont need them sticking around here. and i must get rid of them before their cuteness overwhelms our very low willpower. we dont need little chubby kittens around here. jesus fuck as i write this my mind already starting to melt and throw out pros to the little monsters. another slip like that and i unleash the dogs... who will probably get tricked as well.