I mowed the lawn. i need lawn elves, i hate yard work. meanwhile the bastard pug escaped.
cut to post mowing the lawn and my curiosity going hmm where's the dog at. cut to me riding my bike up and down the street hoping my motor would lure her out of hiding. cut to 1hour later punk assed dog hanging out with the mexican family up the street eating totillas and doing dances like it was a Quinceanera or some such shit. cut to her seeing me and being all happy cause now she gets to ride the bike all the way back to the house. stupid pug now she only responds to lupe.
P.S. where the fuck did you put my iggy pop cd. i know you stoled it. i wants it back.
cut to post mowing the lawn and my curiosity going hmm where's the dog at. cut to me riding my bike up and down the street hoping my motor would lure her out of hiding. cut to 1hour later punk assed dog hanging out with the mexican family up the street eating totillas and doing dances like it was a Quinceanera or some such shit. cut to her seeing me and being all happy cause now she gets to ride the bike all the way back to the house. stupid pug now she only responds to lupe.
P.S. where the fuck did you put my iggy pop cd. i know you stoled it. i wants it back.