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Well, it's Columbus day, which means a day off from classes. luckily, i also got out of working tonite, which sweetens the deal. sick party at H2 saturday night. We all had a blast. however, about half an hour into it, Campus Safety showed up and told everyone to keep the noise down (it was 11:30 and he's bitching about the noise. quite hours don't start until 1 am). so whitney and i took off around the back and went in the back door, seeing as how we were drinking and we're both underage and i live in wellness housing (thats basically apartments for straight edge kids). But other than that it was good. jello shooters for all with some Schmirnoff and to top it off, some "Girl Scout Cookies". now, whether or not that is a universal term or not, it is pouring a shot of peppermint schnops into a shot glass, then putting chocolate syrup in your mouth and then taking the shot, mixing it around, and swallowing. it's quite good. however, my aim was so bad for sarah, that when i went to put the chocolate into her mouth, i missed, getting it all over her chin and making her look like the money shot in a Willie Wonka porn.

Plus there was also an unofficial penis comparison in the bathroom that all started with some friends wanting to see my piercings. well, eventually, 2 other guys came in (both gay) and we all played show and tell. And yes, i remember all of it, and no, i wasn't that drunk.

so today's plan of duty, sitting around doing nothing. sounds good? i thought so.

And remember: A shot in the hand is worth 3 on the table.