i just became ordained. i can also perform last rights and absolve you of all your sins (yes even you). so who wants to get married 
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geraldine:
HA! I up you one!
Oh god Richard, look at us. We're so in love! When did this happen?
Oh god Richard, look at us. We're so in love!
When did this happen?
geraldine:
OH! And by the way, your cat may be cuter, but my cat could fuck him/her up!!! *HAHAHAHAHAHA*
quote of the night "what? Are you trying to pinch my sphincter!
don't ask
don't ask
obd:
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you know it's love when you wear your girlfriends pants in public 
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geraldine:
Dude! Tell me about it.
I finally got me a keeper this time, and he's GORGEOUS to boot!
I don't think I've ever been this happy.
OH! And I got a new kitty!
Yeah, things are pretty great.
Congrats to you and your girl! I hope she's a Moz fan. My boy HATES Morrissey!!!
I finally got me a keeper this time, and he's GORGEOUS to boot!
I don't think I've ever been this happy.
OH! And I got a new kitty!
Yeah, things are pretty great.
Congrats to you and your girl! I hope she's a Moz fan. My boy HATES Morrissey!!!
A FONT ISSUE! A FUCKING FONT ISSUE!!!! i had to stay 2 hours over, get yelled at by my girlfriend and have to take a second lunch because of a fucking font issue!!!! 
*sigh* i need beer. actually, forget that i have tequila at home. gah, i need a cigarette...
*sigh* i need beer. actually, forget that i have tequila at home. gah, i need a cigarette...
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sexybeast:
I don't have my mugshot to post, otherwise I would.
I just realized I didn't mention that the friend that I was seperating from the fight got hit in the head with a beer bottle. I haven't seen him since, but he was in the hospital until the next day and says he thinks he got about 20 stitches.
I just realized I didn't mention that the friend that I was seperating from the fight got hit in the head with a beer bottle. I haven't seen him since, but he was in the hospital until the next day and says he thinks he got about 20 stitches.
supernaught:
What font?
so it was 8pm on a saturday night and guess where i was? no, not at a swank party or getting boozed up in a seedy bar with my circle of friends. i was at the gym. i lead an enchanting life
lanapants:
you were all hot and sweaty and out of breath...yea I am trying to make it sound better... we were burning the calories we were going to eat for dinner... ha ha ha! 
The life of the fabulous! 
The life of the fabulous! yesterday i made a new favorite word while yelling at people on the free way: douchetard (sometimes i amaze myself)
it is derived from:
1. douche
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was...
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it is derived from:
1. douche
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was...
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saya:
"Douche" is one of my favorite things to call people! HAhaha.
supernaught:
I think L.A. roads and freeways are the sewers of douchetards.
paying bills sucks. i need a beer now 
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niccie:
we have a cat too!!!
go on get one, you know you want too.
go on get one, you know you want too.
geraldine:
Tell me about it.
Dude, so, what the hell is up?! What's going on with you? I feel like we haven't talked in years. I can't remember the last time I seen you.
Then again, I can't even remember what I wore today....
Are you still in Pasadena? Did you see Morrissey at the Bowl? Who's your new girlfriend? Why does my dorito bag have only eight chips? Do you have a new cat? How was Hawaii?
Dude, so, what the hell is up?! What's going on with you? I feel like we haven't talked in years. I can't remember the last time I seen you.
Then again, I can't even remember what I wore today....
Are you still in Pasadena? Did you see Morrissey at the Bowl? Who's your new girlfriend? Why does my dorito bag have only eight chips? Do you have a new cat? How was Hawaii?
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toothpickmoe:
Indeed it was. You two now owe me a Dodger game and a wife's birthday party.
annisa:
not only does he play catch, but he steals..he will take money right out of my purse
me and the girl just had a spit fight while in the shower. now that is love 
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ivarr:
I witnessed my friend and a girl spit fight on a crowded train. Lots of spit
roxiekill:
definatly love. my boyfriend and i have spit fights... and piss fights..... and fart wars ... yay for love!!
It is quite warm here!
My account doesn't expire until the beginning of November, so feel free to stalk me as much as you want until then (and then, of course, there is always MySpace)