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quote of the night "what? Are you trying to pinch my sphincter!
























































don't ask eeek
obd:
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you know it's love when you wear your girlfriends pants in public eeek blush
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geraldine:
Dude! Tell me about it.
I finally got me a keeper this time, and he's GORGEOUS to boot!
I don't think I've ever been this happy. blush
OH! And I got a new kitty!
Yeah, things are pretty great.
Congrats to you and your girl! I hope she's a Moz fan. My boy HATES Morrissey!!!
lanapants:
love kiss
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A FONT ISSUE! A FUCKING FONT ISSUE!!!! i had to stay 2 hours over, get yelled at by my girlfriend and have to take a second lunch because of a fucking font issue!!!! mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad




*sigh* i need beer. actually, forget that i have tequila at home. gah, i need a cigarette... skull
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sexybeast:
I don't have my mugshot to post, otherwise I would.

I just realized I didn't mention that the friend that I was seperating from the fight got hit in the head with a beer bottle. I haven't seen him since, but he was in the hospital until the next day and says he thinks he got about 20 stitches.
supernaught:
What font?
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so it was 8pm on a saturday night and guess where i was? no, not at a swank party or getting boozed up in a seedy bar with my circle of friends. i was at the gym. i lead an enchanting life tongue
lanapants:
you were all hot and sweaty and out of breath...yea I am trying to make it sound better... we were burning the calories we were going to eat for dinner... ha ha ha! smile The life of the fabulous! biggrin biggrin kiss kiss
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yesterday i made a new favorite word while yelling at people on the free way: douchetard (sometimes i amaze myself)

it is derived from:

1. douche
a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was...
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saya:
"Douche" is one of my favorite things to call people! HAhaha.
supernaught:
I think L.A. roads and freeways are the sewers of douchetards.
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paying bills sucks. i need a beer now EL SUICIDO LOCO
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niccie:
we have a cat too!!!

go on get one, you know you want too.

tongue
geraldine:
Tell me about it.
Dude, so, what the hell is up?! What's going on with you? I feel like we haven't talked in years. I can't remember the last time I seen you.
Then again, I can't even remember what I wore today....
Are you still in Pasadena? Did you see Morrissey at the Bowl? Who's your new girlfriend? Why does my dorito bag have only eight chips? Do you have a new cat? How was Hawaii?
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i swear all this mushiness is gonna stop. no really... tongue

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toothpickmoe:
Indeed it was. You two now owe me a Dodger game and a wife's birthday party.
annisa:
not only does he play catch, but he steals..he will take money right out of my purse
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me and the girl just had a spit fight while in the shower. now that is love smile love tongue
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ivarr:
I witnessed my friend and a girl spit fight on a crowded train. Lots of spit
roxiekill:
definatly love. my boyfriend and i have spit fights... and piss fights..... and fart wars ... yay for love!!
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i'm a real lucky guy blush love
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aceis138:
Yes, hello!
lizzi:
Thanks for that link!
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my girl comes home today! biggrin love biggrin love biggrin love biggrin love
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twinkie:
It was pretty cool, but I also always wondered what it was like to take 2 weeks off and just sit on my ass at home.
geraldine:
I could not stop laughing when I saw your picture!!!
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trader joe's, oh how i love thee. who else but you could make it possible for me to make such culinary delights such as salmon stuffed with cous cous and dill that's fried with garlic, mushroom risotto and potato perogies love oink
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lanapants:
you are too cute!!!
You love the food that is for sure! kiss kiss
lanapants:
I can't wait to come home and have your yummy concoctions!
They are simply culinary delights! biggrin kiss
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just got back from dropping the girl off at the airport (relax, she's just going to visit family for a few days). the next couple of days are gonna be spent trying to keep myself busy. things to do till she gets back: laundry, getting my car to pass it's smog test, leveling my toon on WoW, cleaning the apartment, work over the weekend and...
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koala:
Looks like you have a good list to follow smile

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Because I am such a nerd, I waited in line at midnight madness for the new HP book to come out. I then proceeded to read it in less than a day. I loved it. Woo.

Tell me what you think of it once you are done.

lanapants:
kiss kiss kiss love love love