zeroxnine

alright... you throw up when you see kitties, especially shocking ones. this makes you sad, but mexican wrestling (with tongue) makes you fall in love with robots all over again. a big grin appears on your face when you think about how happy pirates make you. angry monkey wrestling makes you grin as well. you love skulls and want to kiss them - you also love monkeys; you're sad that you cannot tongue robots though. abused chickens kissing weirds you out and causes you to blush - and wink, for some reason. feelings of sadness and confusion overwhelm you when pig pirates are indifferent to kitties - this embarasses you greatly. you are genuinely shocked when skulls flirt and/or kiss robots (jealosy? it *is* pretty confusing.... and hurtful). psssssht, robots, whatever. you clearly enjoy courdon bleu - it gets you in the mood for love, with tongue. yes, it's a little strange, and some people may look down on you for it... you blush, they vomit - but eventually everyone gets back to their happy selves. pirates are often saddened by the kissing of skulls, sometimes to the point of vomitting from fear. this doesn't bother you though, you're happy and winky when you see angry chickens, very happy. you once threw up from the shock of pigs being happy with pirate-robots - it really hurt your feelings; you passed through all the normal emotional stages of recovery though: anger, fear, confusion (regarding the chicken's role in all of this crazy, vomit inducing kissing), confusion over pigs... whatever, man, srsly, tonguing the robots will puke up those awful pigs... where was I? oh, right, emotional stages... fear, and then death.