I think my child has completely lost her mind.
She crushed up some bbq potato chips into her juice and drank that shit
I hope that's from her father's side of the family.

so, ummmmmmm, what the hell is up with this? I am still under the firm belief that just because you can get knocked up does not mean you should automatically be allowed to raise children. If people though more about how the smallest things they do can totally screw up their children's lives forever...
(no offense to you, mom and dad, I forgive you )