zerogirl

I can't fucking stand it when i close a bottle just a little too tight and i can't get that motherfucker open for shit.
I'm lazy as hell too, cuz i will twist it for about two seconds and then just cut a hole in the shit. Fuck it.

I have been spending way too much time in front of a computer this week. I HATE work. Fuck my boss fuck the people I work with and especially ESPECIALLY fuck all the customers. Fuck them because they are too stupid to know to put their tv on channel 3. Fuck them because they never ever want to pay their bill but then wanna bitch like hell because we turned their shit off. Fuck them for complaining about prices. Fuck them for calling me and asking me when some stupid movie from 1912 that I've never ever heard of is going to come on tv again (that is what a tv guide is for dumbass). Fuck them for calling at the end of the damn day and wanting an appt first thing the next morning. Fuck the jerk who waits four months to tell us his shit hasn't been working and then wants a 500 dollar credit. Fuck that asshole that called in to ask me how to fix his shit, and then, when I told him, said that he is a damn engineer, he knows better, and I MUST be wrong, it couldn't possibly be something he did. Well, motherfucker, if you're so fucking smart, WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME IN THE FIRST PLACE ????!!!!!! Fuck the people who think that they can say whatever they want just because they are hiding behind a phone....go ahead, use all those nasty ass words. Call me whatever you want---you forget that I have your name, your address, AND your social security number right here in front of me (MUWAHAHAHA!!!!) Fuck them all, and especially fuck the man who just told me that if god doesn't have to pay for cable, then neither should he.

I HATE TV, and if god loves me, he will never curse me to having to look at one again.


(long slow breath)

Thank you. I need a cigarette.

I can't wait for the weekend.