zeroburritos

The internet is really really great....for porn.

I'm sick, I even have lost my voice. This sucks beyond reason, but at the same time now I can sit at home and look at porn in the int0rw3b and play WoW without feeling too guilty. And drink tea, lots and lots of wonderful tea.

Last night in one of my delirious nyquil intoxicated/feverish dreams I dreamt I was fucking my cousin. It's not my first cousin, but still. I was pretty mortified to wake up and still freakin remember that.

Wishing there was someone who could come over, make me chicken noodle soup then romp around in bed with me for awhile.

Being sick elevates my horniness level apparently.