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zero_angel

the armpit of Pennsylvania

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Friday Dec 24, 2004

Dec 24, 2004
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Twas the nite before Christmas
and all through the house
everyone was stoned
even the mouse

bitch from the whore house
me back from jail
I just settled down
to get a piece of her tail

when all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick
and busted my blatter

I went down stairs
and what did I see
a fat little red faggot
hanging from the tree

he stuffed the stockings
with reefer and beer
and a big fat hairy dick
for the the family queer

thats the end of my story
funny wasint it?
ya see

what is it
Santa Claus can suck my dick all day
BITCH!!!




Z_A
tongue
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
miserybleeds:
thanx for adding me kiss
Dec 30, 2004
violentlydave:
ahhaha nice poem... am i on crack or were you military bound? that change?


mmmmmmmmm crack.. er wait.
Jan 2, 2005

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