zeppers

naked hiking is the best lol

I too love to hike...here's to something else really good for you...memories of a hilarious time in chat!

Lines from the film STAR WARS as they would be uttered in the Glaswegian vernacular

Han Solo
"I've got a real bad feeling about this"
"Ah'm shitin' ma sel' here boy"

"Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."
"Come right ahead then cunts! Fight the fuckin' lot o ye!"

"There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny."
"The Force?!! D'youse think ah came doon wi the rain?!"

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
"Nae messin aboot wi the god squad and auld rubbish, wee man. Get yersel' a decent shooter"

Darth Vader (trying to shoot down Luke Skywalker)
"The Force is strong in this one"
"Stop shooglin' ya wee bastad!"

Princess Leia
"You're a little short for a Stormtrooper aren't you?"
"Ah didnnae think they took short-arses in the polis?"

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade."
"Wuv goat NAE chance in this pile o' shyte"

Admiral Motti
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader."
"You think you're that hard, Vader so ye do. Well we're no feart ae you!"

Obi Wan
I felt a great disturbance in the Force."
"Fuck me! whit wiz aw that?"

Luke to the Emperor
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."
"Oh ye bloody think so? Ah'll make ye feel the fuckin' force pal!!"