Nothing like getting high on hair dye fumes, then finishing it off with a straight up Texas beer like Bud Light! 
Ok then...
Let's see. I went to the library today because I wanted to do some research on my tattoo I'm getting tomorrow (yes, I research things like that). Anyway, I realized something today: why have I never fucked in a public library before??!! There are rows and rows, and floors and floors, and isles and isles, and tables and tables that are completely empty! Seriously. Has anyone else figured out this awe that is the public library? Well, now it's going to be my new fetish. I am now accepting offers for my first time in a library. Boys and girls can apply. Thanks.
Ok then...
Let's see. I went to the library today because I wanted to do some research on my tattoo I'm getting tomorrow (yes, I research things like that). Anyway, I realized something today: why have I never fucked in a public library before??!! There are rows and rows, and floors and floors, and isles and isles, and tables and tables that are completely empty! Seriously. Has anyone else figured out this awe that is the public library? Well, now it's going to be my new fetish. I am now accepting offers for my first time in a library. Boys and girls can apply. Thanks.
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and...
mall parking garage...
baseball field dugout...
doctors office...(preferrably with the doctor if he's cute)
cemetary...(you know you want to)
ummmm
up in the catwalks of a shakespearean theatre...
observation deck of the empire state building...(is there one? i don't know...ok some really high place anyway)
middle of RFK stadium...(like right in the fucking middle)
confessional booth...(heh)
[Edited on Jan 09, 2004 11:54PM]