Ok, I've had an iteresting 2 days, but it seems like that has been happening a lot recently. 
Thursday night was spent with a former co-worker who was in town for a conference, and my oldest younger sister (that would make her the middle sister). Anyway, long story short, he's an asshole, is married, and decided he needed in my pants. Bastard. Nothing happened. We left. He is no longer my friend.
Friday. It actually wasn't so bad at work because, well, I didn't work. I spent about 6 hours doing NOTHING at work but fucking around. It was kinda cool since I've been sickly all week, and I had had a few drinks the night before. Oops. Oh, side note: limeaides cure hangovers. I learned that trick from my Vietnamese co-worker yesterday. She's the best. I really love her. Ok, anyway, Friday at work was fine. We did this ritual "white elephant" gift exchange and drank alcohol. The sperm contest was a success. We ended up with a hippy sperm, but we won the race! Yeah, seriously, scientists can be pretty nerdy. I then went out with some of my co-workers...blah, blah, blah.
Ok, ok, this is all boring stuff. I just woke up, so you'll have to excuse me. I'm about to head out the door to eat at my favorite vegan restaurant. Yummy (I'm not even a vegetarian, fully, but this restaurant has some damn good food). Then I am spending my evening with my best friend and her baby that walks now. I haven't seen the walking yet....I miss the little booger. Oh, and I got stood up by one of my friends this weekend again. He's in town from LA and magically hasn't answered his phone for the past 2 days. Why do some people just have to be out-right dickheads? Seriously. Throw another friendship out the door.
Thursday night was spent with a former co-worker who was in town for a conference, and my oldest younger sister (that would make her the middle sister). Anyway, long story short, he's an asshole, is married, and decided he needed in my pants. Bastard. Nothing happened. We left. He is no longer my friend.
Friday. It actually wasn't so bad at work because, well, I didn't work. I spent about 6 hours doing NOTHING at work but fucking around. It was kinda cool since I've been sickly all week, and I had had a few drinks the night before. Oops. Oh, side note: limeaides cure hangovers. I learned that trick from my Vietnamese co-worker yesterday. She's the best. I really love her. Ok, anyway, Friday at work was fine. We did this ritual "white elephant" gift exchange and drank alcohol. The sperm contest was a success. We ended up with a hippy sperm, but we won the race! Yeah, seriously, scientists can be pretty nerdy. I then went out with some of my co-workers...blah, blah, blah.
Ok, ok, this is all boring stuff. I just woke up, so you'll have to excuse me. I'm about to head out the door to eat at my favorite vegan restaurant. Yummy (I'm not even a vegetarian, fully, but this restaurant has some damn good food). Then I am spending my evening with my best friend and her baby that walks now. I haven't seen the walking yet....I miss the little booger. Oh, and I got stood up by one of my friends this weekend again. He's in town from LA and magically hasn't answered his phone for the past 2 days. Why do some people just have to be out-right dickheads? Seriously. Throw another friendship out the door.
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mulhollanddrive:
BAH! That's what? 2.5-3 hours away? Am I not worth that? Well, next time you're in town then. 
mulhollanddrive:
Yeah, this will be a blast! I hope lots of people show up. No backin' out at the last minute, you! 
