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I have a cold, and am stuck at home all day. frown
Anyone want to come give me oral pleasure for hours?
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grrlhavoc:
Yeah i work in a pharmacy and am gonna go to school soon to get my doctorate in pharmacy...Zinc shortens the time of the average cold from 5 to 3 days.
mulhollanddrive:
Sure, if it'll make you feel better!
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So, the night was a success. AlexisNicole showed up for dinner, but then didn't make it to the show. frown Hey, at least she made it out though.
The Dita show was good. A bit shorter than I expected, but still hot nonetheless. And her outfits were killer. I got drunk with my sister (both of my sisters came along for the night of debauchery) and...
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mulhollanddrive:
Well, well, well! miao!! ooo aaa miao!! ooo aaa
lx:
Ummm... I look like the devil... Hail Satan!!!
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So, we're just not gonna talk about the bachelorette party last night. Seriously. That was my first "real" bachelorette party I've ever attended, and I think all the neccessary last minute games and activities are just retarded. For real 'doe. Who came up with that shit? confused
Aside from that craziness, I had an awesome lunch with my sister. I finally got my new digital camera!!!...
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pb:
hey drop by and check out my journal when you guys get a chance. strange things going on....


-pb mad
lx:
Yes, drinking buddies... wink
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So, last night's Christmas party I attended with my best friend was a bit random. It was her work's Christmas party hosted at a hotel with lots of good food, and an open bar. I guess she was freaking out b/c she was observing all of her co-workers act like total baffoons after ingesting much alcohol. I just played along as the "lesbian lover" since...
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mulhollanddrive:
Wow! Lotsa excitement. Remember to keep foreign objects out of your mouth as much as possible. Now that you have a camera, I want to see lotsa lotsa pics! Have fun! EL SUICIDO LOCO
mulhollanddrive:
Coulda used some company, but other than that it was great.
Can you steal one of Dita's shoes for me? Just one! skull
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Today wasn't that eventful. I had to go to the fucking mall. I hate the mall. It's a vortex. And they played shitty Christmas music the whole time. I even heard a Britney Spears Christmas song. puke
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victorian:
OH MY GOD you and your SISTER ARE HOT!!!!!
pb:
yes, indeed they are.

i think both should be the next candidates for sgrrl stardom.


-pb mad
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Ok, I've mananged to make it through the shaved chocha/working out incident. If you don't know about it, move on.
I recruited a newbie today: painbearer. Stop by and welcome him, if you like. He's a Texas boy, so of course he kicks ass. He just got away from us, at least for a little while. Maybe all of us bad-ass Texas chicks can...
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pb:
ah yes. thank you kindly for the plug. and, i would be more than honored to have sgtx grrls working on bringing me back to tx.

speaking of tx grrls, been on this site for less than 24hrs and i think i've already stumbled across my all time favorite [phedre]. (don't know how to post the link just yet, but give me a day when i've not worked 12 and already had 3 glasses of mulled red and i'll figure it out.)

i was able to not work long enough this morning in order to blearily tap out my first true sg journal entry. for a strange read, head over to my journal.

also, perhpas zephyra will send me some of the erotic musings i've sent her over the years so i can post them for all to...do whatever it is they do when they read strange, semi-mad diatribes about rough sex and pink elephants.

-pb mad
pb:
about digital cameras. you must first specify what "outrageous" means in your little world. i've a finepix2650 which commanded about $200 a year ago. its a good item for the amount you may spend.

-pb mad
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I had one of the most enlightening experiences of my life this evening. You see, on Friday I decided, on a whim, to shave my chocha bald. No big deal, right? Not even a bad idea. Well, keeping in mind that I shaved on Friday...3 days ago...I went and worked out tonight. Not a big deal either. Until I got on the elliptical machine for...
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alexisnicole:
I'm sure you can pick up a Happy Hank at any reliable Christian store. I'll hit 'em up and see if I can find one for you. wink

So you'll be going to the Dita get together? I'm hoping I can make it, but if not, dinner should be fun! biggrin
mulhollanddrive:
How goes things in Stubbleville? Damn, I'd love to go to the Dita thing, but I have no transpo and I have to be at work at 8:30 the next morning. I'm sure it will be a good time though. I want a full report with all the trimmings! ooo aaa
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So...it's finally Sunday. The 4-day weekend is coming to an end. frown I didn't get all the rest I needed--why is that? Oh well. I got some rest. Just had someone wake me up every morning for some reason or another.
I had a good Thanksgiving. I hung out with a bunch of family over the course of 3 days. That's awesome. I even had an...
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lx:
There are a lot more of me falling on my ass and getting pummeled.
mulhollanddrive:
Sounds like a full weekend! It's strange, cuz I was never a huge Ryan Adams fan until recently. I've seen him a coupla times. He's not for everyone. In fact, his music is rather out of sync with the other stuff I like. Check it out. You might dig it. Then again, you might not! wink
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Well, after my ordeal with the optical store bitch on Monday, I got free glasses out of the bitch-ass office manager today. Do they just train everyone to be assholes? What the fuck? It's crazy how much money controls every aspect of our life.
Anyway, gonna get off of that one. The rest of my day was just peachy. Literally, I ate a peach or...
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mulhollanddrive:
God, I'm a complete retard. I'm a completard! We actually went out last weekend. She just hasn't returned my phonecalls. I think we're all caught up. Someone said not to call her until she calls back. Why must it always be a game?
enigma1:
i'm sorry. i learned my lesson. i promise.
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Ah, a day worth of writing reports at work. So much fun. Then an evening full of dealing with the bitch at the optical shop of my eye doctor. So rude. We just got home from looking at some couches we're gonna buy from some friends. They are so awesome, and comfortable. Everyone is going to want to nap on them. Excellent for cuddling too....
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mulhollanddrive:
ricotta=vomit, but don't tell anyone. no one has figured it out yet.
mulhollanddrive:
I'd love to share your cottage cheese, but I just ate an entire tub of Crisco. I just noticed you are a No Doubt fan. They are my guilty pleasure. Got to meet them once. Ms. Gwen is oozing star power. She was so hot. I have a picture of the event. If my smile was any bigger, it would be in my ears. Heard the new single, "It's My Life"? Good stuff! ooo aaa
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Sunday...a day to relax, and paint your parent's living room. What?! Yeah, at least I got to sleep in a bit first. So, I'll spend the afternoon hanging out at with my family, working. It's all good though...Sundays tend to turn into "family" days anyway.
So, I watched Real Sex on HBO last night. Not quite what I expected, but at least it gets the...
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mulhollanddrive:
I didn't get to see REAL SEX last night, but someone I know recorded it. Should be cool. Rollerderby is gonna RAWK! I don't know if they'll let you take pics. If I can, I will. If I can't, I won't. There ya go. Have fun with painting and family time. ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa ooo aaa
lx:
I live way over here in Southlake.

I guess I will see you at the Lizard Lounge to see her...?

You up for staying up late on a that Sunday? It's difficlut for me, but I suppose I can do it for a special occasion like an SG gathering.
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I've had a long day, which included looking at sperm under a microscope. Bleh!
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cupofkarma:
i would love to see SG on HBO tonight but i am going to see guitar wolf tonight!!! the best japanese punk band.

how have you been?
smile
lx:
Doing a review of your profile:

A forensic scientist?

I love N.E.R.D.

Rules of Attraction was good. Have you read the book? Really good read. I forgot about Igby Goes Down. That was a great movie.

I am hooked on Survivior; reality TV in general. There are a lot of us out there, so don't be ashamed.

Camping is always fun.

Orgasms are good.


I would love to hang out sometime. You play pool huh? I love pool. We should do that. What part of Dallas are you located?