zenlunatic

so.....i didnt die.....and i didnt break my nose......but i do look like a turtle that got hit by a truck....fuck it.....the hospital was really fun when your drunk at 5 in the morning....but i got tired of waiting for doctors and shit so i just left....i dont think youre allowed to do that, but i was bored......

oi!!! im drunk as hell, and im pretty sure i broke my nose and im going to die......i was skating home and busted my fucking face on the road.....so now, im a bloody mess and i dont know what to do....im to poor to go to the hospital, but im to scared to not do anything.......fuck noses and fuck paved roads and fuck railroad tracks........i...
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oi.....im drunk again weirdos....i had to work and it was suppost to be my day off.....did i spell suppost right?? i fucking hate spelling!! anyway, work sucked and i had to wear a thick shirt in a 130 degree kitchen....fuck that.....and to top that off, i got real busy late night and ended up breaking the pizza oven.....i think i might be in trouble......i was...
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what up weirdos.....i had to work for 12 hours in a hot ass kitchen yesterday......that REALLY sucked, but when i got off i got alot of free drinks.....i rode home on my skateboard with a case of beer in my back pack and that shit is heavy.....i kept almost falling into things and shit.....i got home and my two week girlfriend was here....when we were...
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im drunk.....and im fucked up.....and i probably will feel like shit when i go to work in eight hours......and ill probably do the same thing tomorrow night......fuck you vicodins......and fuck you free......big ups to everyone on the site though......i love you guys.....

i woke up at ten thirty and thought i was late to work.....if it wasnt for my room mate and the drunk guy that lives on my couch being all coked up and awake, i wouldve walked for half an hour to work just to find out that i didnt have to.....thank god for coked up room mates....i was able to not party last night...
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hi weirdos......im incredibly poor right now and cant pay my bills.... ......oh well.....paying bills sucks anyway.....today was very uninteresting.....i went to work and was cutting veggies......then, all of a sudden a big chunk of my thumb was missing......it hurt like hell, and bled for a long time.....oh well, shit happens.....then i got off work and had a couple free beers at the bar and two...
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i cant even begin to explain how crazy last night was.....ill try though......me and my drinking buddy drank all day, then ended up in durham at this dudes house......he was a mix between the bald guy on seinfeld and the perv from family guy.....he had a CLUB in his basement......this is the craziness that nobody would understand unless they went there.....he had a full bar,...
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oi!!! just a drunk ass update.....i still cant get over the fact that all the peoples in my friends list are all beautiful women.....thanks for being my friends and all you ladies are BEAUTIFUL....i love you all...... .......
ps......im finally not mad at the police and im happy again!!



but still.....fuck that lady for spoiling my good time.....

the cops seem to think theres something wrong with riding your skateboard down an empty road at four thirty in the morning......there was nobody out on the road......its the safest place for a drunk ass to be doing non-drinking late night activities......fuck cops and fuck everybody......not you though, youre cool.....but people that dont think like you......fuck them......the misfits have been keeping me and my friends...
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