im not a morning person....i have to go catch the bus now.
my room mate has the bird flu.....
me and my roommate just cleaned the house for three hours....i got the itis. its no good.....
somebody tell me a funny story stat......fuck fish tacos.... 
my room mate bought his mom a card today that had cookie monster and it said "me hope your mothers day yummy" and you can quote me on the quote unquote. shananigans....tell your friends...
drunk and making mothers day cards.....i am such a bad ass son. hope everyone is sayin love you mama...moms are the shit. i used to be in my moms womb. thats pretty crazy....big ups mamas!!!!!!
big ups to all the mamas out there....
fuck work....i hate working in a resteraunt. fuck drama. but big ups to the word shananigans. dont know if i spelled that right. i suck at spelling. fuck spelling. big ups to this site and letting me write all my drunkin shananigans on here....and the god damn milltown bar in carrboro is the shit. any nc peoples should go there...theres a bunch of weired peoples...
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docturnal:
work in restaurant=drama
and its hot in the kitchen
glad you're mad though. never trust a skinny or happy cook
have a shot on me
and its hot in the kitchen
glad you're mad though. never trust a skinny or happy cook
have a shot on me
oi, ive been saying that and dude way t0 ,icj t0da8 odf;oiattisjp0isejrpgoisjegpijdigposepokese
zenlunatic:
drunk typing is a bitch.....