hola weirdos.......where to begin?? ok....i think i got it......im going to break yesterday down into 5 mini stories.....each one has very bad ideas involved, and i think that why i feel like shit right now.......
STORY UNO......
i went to work with justin, whos the guy on my couch, at 1:00.....at 1:15 the bartender gave us margaritas and told us we didnt have to do anything till 2:45.......insert bad idea here.....so we drank margaritas, chain smoked cigarettes, sat in the sun and skateboarded for a while......then, we made the pizzas for this party and listened to loud music.....when we got done, chica bartender gave us more margaritas and we skated in the parking lot more.....the whole time we were on the clock and shit, so that was bad ass......thats pretty much the end of story one........
STORY DOS.......
after work, we went to this bar where all our chica friends were.....it was our friends last day bartending before she left for montana, so she was giving us lots of free drinks......insert dos bad idea here......so we chilled there for a couple hours getting rowdy with these chicas that are exactally like me, which is hard to believe.....anyway, me and justin didnt like the bar and we heard that this other bar was giving away free beer from nine to ten.....end of dos story.....
STORY THREE......
so, we go to the bar with the free beer.....we get the free beer.......insert bad idea here.....then we start playing the dumbest game ever invented......yeah, you know what it is.......beer pong......we did get free pitchers on top of our free pints, so i cant complain......that was a mess of chicas flashing their titties and butts......and my testes ended up on the beer pong table at one moment......then we almost got in a fight with these kids and shit and free beer hour was over.......so we start quatro......
STORY QUATRO......
now its about 11:00 and we go to the store to get a case of beer, which was the only thing we had to pay for all day.....while we were getting the case, we made friends with this guy that was getting a bunch beer......him and his friend ended up taking us home......then, a friend from high school called me and asked where a party was and i told her to bring all the people from her house to my apartment......this is where things start getting blurry.....anyway, her and about ten other people came over, one of which was the guy who gave us a ride home......half of which were like 15......insert bad idea here......they all seemed to be chill....they kicked it with us for about two hours and then bounced.......after a while i realized that they had taken my computer and this little stuffed hippo i painted on.....we were cleaning up and then the cops came and asked us what the deal was and shit, but everyone was gone already......i got grumpy and went to sleep......then i woke up to story five.......
STORY FIVE......
so i woke up to my two week chica waking me telling me i was suppost to still be partying and shit.......the storys kinda weak, but i ended up just chillin with her in my room drinking and sexing......insert good idea here, even though i probably shouldve just slept....sex is always fun......she did tell me about the second wave of people who came through who were a bunch of chicas who were all crying cause one of their friends died.....that was sad to hear.....then, i remember going to sleep naked next to my chica, and i woke up in the morning fully clothed, with a beer in my hand and on the couch......what the fuck?? big ups to shananagins sundays......
today was uneventful.....i went to work, i drank at the bar, and now im at the crib drinking.......need a night without rowdyness......
STORY UNO......
i went to work with justin, whos the guy on my couch, at 1:00.....at 1:15 the bartender gave us margaritas and told us we didnt have to do anything till 2:45.......insert bad idea here.....so we drank margaritas, chain smoked cigarettes, sat in the sun and skateboarded for a while......then, we made the pizzas for this party and listened to loud music.....when we got done, chica bartender gave us more margaritas and we skated in the parking lot more.....the whole time we were on the clock and shit, so that was bad ass......thats pretty much the end of story one........
STORY DOS.......
after work, we went to this bar where all our chica friends were.....it was our friends last day bartending before she left for montana, so she was giving us lots of free drinks......insert dos bad idea here......so we chilled there for a couple hours getting rowdy with these chicas that are exactally like me, which is hard to believe.....anyway, me and justin didnt like the bar and we heard that this other bar was giving away free beer from nine to ten.....end of dos story.....
STORY THREE......
so, we go to the bar with the free beer.....we get the free beer.......insert bad idea here.....then we start playing the dumbest game ever invented......yeah, you know what it is.......beer pong......we did get free pitchers on top of our free pints, so i cant complain......that was a mess of chicas flashing their titties and butts......and my testes ended up on the beer pong table at one moment......then we almost got in a fight with these kids and shit and free beer hour was over.......so we start quatro......
STORY QUATRO......
now its about 11:00 and we go to the store to get a case of beer, which was the only thing we had to pay for all day.....while we were getting the case, we made friends with this guy that was getting a bunch beer......him and his friend ended up taking us home......then, a friend from high school called me and asked where a party was and i told her to bring all the people from her house to my apartment......this is where things start getting blurry.....anyway, her and about ten other people came over, one of which was the guy who gave us a ride home......half of which were like 15......insert bad idea here......they all seemed to be chill....they kicked it with us for about two hours and then bounced.......after a while i realized that they had taken my computer and this little stuffed hippo i painted on.....we were cleaning up and then the cops came and asked us what the deal was and shit, but everyone was gone already......i got grumpy and went to sleep......then i woke up to story five.......
STORY FIVE......
so i woke up to my two week chica waking me telling me i was suppost to still be partying and shit.......the storys kinda weak, but i ended up just chillin with her in my room drinking and sexing......insert good idea here, even though i probably shouldve just slept....sex is always fun......she did tell me about the second wave of people who came through who were a bunch of chicas who were all crying cause one of their friends died.....that was sad to hear.....then, i remember going to sleep naked next to my chica, and i woke up in the morning fully clothed, with a beer in my hand and on the couch......what the fuck?? big ups to shananagins sundays......
today was uneventful.....i went to work, i drank at the bar, and now im at the crib drinking.......need a night without rowdyness......