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Monday May 15, 2006

May 15, 2006
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<-----ok, just imagine youre walking down the street going to work. then this fucker comes out from behind a tiny bush. it stares you dead in the eye and roars. then, out of nowhere, the hippos interpreter comes out from another little bush located directly across the street and he is a rabbi that just happens to speak hippo. he tells you that the hippo wants to battle. then you look back at the hippo and notice that he has lasers. what would you do?? that happened to me today. i battled a hippo with lasers, and im still alive. fuck you hippos with lasers.

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