zenigeva

i just caught a squirrel thats been making a home of the closet in my office for the last couple days. as it lunged for my jugular with its deadly squirrel fangs, i deftly swept it up into a bird net borrowed from a pet store, then tied an ethernet cable around the open end to prevent it from escaping and freed it into the wilds of southeast portland. man vs nature... i win! granted, it wasnt the shark from Old Man And The Sea or anything, but those things are a pain in the ass to catch, to say the very least!

p.s. for those of you who give two shits, the demo for the new engorged album is done! heres the list of songs...
1. architeuthis, the giant squid
2. decomposed
3. splatterhouse
4. stinger
5. slob
6. the thing
7. return of the living dead
8. skull & crossbones
9. sit there (a crumbsuckers cover)
10. maximum overdrive