Tuesday Nov 19, 2002

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I now serve coffee.

I have a regular paycheck.

I wear a fuckin' apron.

Oh well, at least I have benefits and a Ruby Tuesdays 30-feet from the front door of the bookstore, and they give us discounts on our beer.

Life could be worse.

-Me

PS - Webcams rock.
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bailey:
A-fucking-men.

sorry i missed you tonight darlin.
nic:
You're back!!!

Tuesday Oct 01, 2002

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I'm sick.

I have a raging head cold.

It took me three days to move into my all-too-small place.

All my muscles ache from the combined effort of moving and from being sick.

I'm too sick to drink beer.

I'm tired of working as a piercer. I think it might be time to return to a real job with a secure paycheck every two weeks...
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atomic_tiki:
So um Scottty??? You still here?
bailey:
since you refuse to update i will do it for you:

hey everyone.

florida sucks.

my cat is a fucking weirdo.

beer tastes good first thing in the morning.

i have been growing out my sideburns...they go down to my belly button now.

go figure.

-scotty mctampapants

Wednesday Sep 25, 2002

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I wish I'd been lucky enough to go to SGNY last weekend.
Instead I had the similarly arousing experience of packing all my belongings, spending a grand on a new place to live, and falling out a window at a friends house.
Sweet.
Anyone have a dog I can kick and a kiddie I can steal candy from?
It would improve my mood.
I swear....
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bailey:
uh oh my dear

looks like someone a hug....

or a beer...

or a beer that hugs....

now if we could only find one that would give head we would be rich!

bettietwoguns:
it was fun. you should come to the next one.

Friday Sep 20, 2002

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I hate moving.

I hate packing. I hate unpacking. I hate cleaning. I hate paying deposits. I hate signing lengthy leases. I hate having landlords.

I hate my life right now.

jolene:
i hate drinking budwiser, but i guess everything can't run as smoothly as pbr. chin up, scotty.

Saturday Sep 07, 2002

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I haven't started a fight in a long time.

Granted, I've been in my fair share, but that's not the same thing.

Last night I started a fight.

If you hit a girl, you ought to get your ass kicked. If you beat a girl, i.e., more than a slap, you ought to get curbed.
Real fucking simple.

I crashed at a friends house two...
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zenexistence:
That's a huge, "no" and a super value-size "whatever" to you, Miss B.
Just because you're sexy.
chaosmonkey:
For what it's worth: Right on. I know more than a few people that deserve just what that guy got. I'm no fan of "whatever," either, but... whatever.

Sunday Sep 01, 2002

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I've decided to become a monk.

It's easy:

* No clothing issues; you get that nifty hooded robe and a belt made out of twine.

* Free food and rent.

* You can live in some lonely monastary and chant funny Latin words.

* And last but not least, you can brew beer.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh, no girls.

Damn.

I'd have looked damn cool in that...
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jessica:
Yeah, F being a monk. Stick with battery-licker.
Dude, did you ever see that Conan O'Brian where he visited Mianus? "There's a truck in Mianus. There's an old man in Mianus" Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
bailey:
i think jackass went there too. johnny knoxville kept asking people weird questions like "how many traffic lights are there in mianus." i dont think something like that could ever get old...

as for the whole monk thing. monks wear robes. which are kind of like dresses. just find a longhaired monk who looks like a broad from the back and make him your bitch.
there. problem solved.

Friday Aug 30, 2002

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Blah.

I can't sleep.

I think I'm heading north soon.

Yay.

Maybe that's why I can't sleep.
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zenexistence:
Hmmm, good point. Maybe I'll stay in Tampa and jerk the gerkin.

Ew.
bailey:
hmmmm..i have a sudden craving for pickles....

Monday Aug 26, 2002

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Beer, beer, I go to hunt beer.
I have today off.
Laalaalaalaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I go to hunt beer.

And you probably thought this was going to be a stupid post. Hunh. Idiot.

-Me
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zenexistence:
Dude -- I'm a phone sex operator, duh. Like you haven't spent $200 an hour finding that out. Harrumph! I declare! Some people ...

-Me
demolitionkitten:
you have been hunting beer for a long time.

Friday Aug 23, 2002

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I was a total dick to a guy yesterday.

There were three people in my piercing room. The girl I was piercing, and her girl friend with her boyfriend
This story centers on the boyfriend.

I had just finished piercing the girl and was telling her to lay back -- as her face had taken this unnatural, albeit morbidly interesting, green pallor -- as she...
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bailey:
bailey...spread....bailey....spread

dirty bird!
bailey:
and you should have said "BITE ARM"

oh look! cold shower!

Wednesday Aug 21, 2002

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I need a beer.

I shall drink a beer.

Loneliness sucks major ass.

I have very little to add to this.

-Me

bailey:
you know, with your love of beer and my infatuation with donuts, we would make one kickass homer simpson.

get on that, would you darlin'?
zenexistence:
Mmmmm, Baileys ... oh, I mean donuts.

Yes'm, consider me working on it with all due haste. But we have to negotiate which type of beer and which type of donunts ...
You work on your side, I'll work on mine and I'll be at Grandma's befoooooore you ...
Christ, did I just break out in song?
Disturbing.

-Me
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