So, I'm backing out of my driveway on the way to work Monday and I put in the Distillers CD.
I've heard a lot of goood shit about Ms Armstrongs band, and being that Rancid used to get me through the day back in the early 90's, I figured, 'What the hell?", I'll pick it up and give it a listen. I'm about three blocks...
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I've heard a lot of goood shit about Ms Armstrongs band, and being that Rancid used to get me through the day back in the early 90's, I figured, 'What the hell?", I'll pick it up and give it a listen. I'm about three blocks...
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I have a motorcycle ...
... heehee ...
... heehee ...
... it has flames on the tank ...
... hee ...
... heehee ...
Editors Note: okay, the above statements support the fact that vast amounts of coffee prior to 9am is probably a bad idea, unless you want to see my "inner idiot" emerge.
Back to the garage now ...
PS Heehee ......
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... heehee ...
... heehee ...
... it has flames on the tank ...
... hee ...
... heehee ...
Editors Note: okay, the above statements support the fact that vast amounts of coffee prior to 9am is probably a bad idea, unless you want to see my "inner idiot" emerge.
Back to the garage now ...
PS Heehee ......
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bailey:
no wonder i havent heard from you......
Employment History 101
I gave up a damn lucrative job at Verizon Wireless because of their shitty business practices, and because I'd been offered the opportunity to become a body piercer, by a good friend of mine that I'd always admired. I'd grown weary of Verizons ethnically and morally bankrupt procedures and the call-center environment in general, so I decided to take the friend up...
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I gave up a damn lucrative job at Verizon Wireless because of their shitty business practices, and because I'd been offered the opportunity to become a body piercer, by a good friend of mine that I'd always admired. I'd grown weary of Verizons ethnically and morally bankrupt procedures and the call-center environment in general, so I decided to take the friend up...
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bailey:
i miss you, mctampapants.
jolene:
where has scotty hotty been?
Onward, to a slight list of my 'Loves and Hates', fueled by my early-morning beer drinkin' and a tad nostalgic reminiscing on this fine day. Some are light-hearted, some are quite serious. Basically, it'll give you a feel for who I am at this curent moment ... buckle up.
I love my family more than life. We may have had issues in my youth (and...
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I love my family more than life. We may have had issues in my youth (and...
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zenexistence:
Leaf- I hate the fact that you live in Boston, I love your ass. How's that? I'm reaching deep down here ...
Yeah, Munkee was sweatin' me -- but I took him out. He's small, got no reach. Of course, he tea-bagged me in my sleep later that night but we're not talking about that, are we? Ummm ... doh.
Bettie - You're just saying that because you want me to hook you up with the Munkee. Well, as luck would have it, he's single.
And he thinks you're a hottie.
I'll work on it.
I'm out. Happy New Year, folks -- don't get hit by a bus.
-Scotty
[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]
Yeah, Munkee was sweatin' me -- but I took him out. He's small, got no reach. Of course, he tea-bagged me in my sleep later that night but we're not talking about that, are we? Ummm ... doh.
Bettie - You're just saying that because you want me to hook you up with the Munkee. Well, as luck would have it, he's single.
And he thinks you're a hottie.
I'll work on it.
I'm out. Happy New Year, folks -- don't get hit by a bus.
-Scotty
[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]
bailey:
WOW
i hate the fact that you live in tamp and i love your ass too!!!!
holy shit we are so n'sync the boy band!
miss you, toots
i hate the fact that you live in tamp and i love your ass too!!!!
holy shit we are so n'sync the boy band!
miss you, toots
I hope all you bastards had one hell of a Christmas.
I had a great one.
Of couse, I didn't get an Official Red Rider BB gun, but I'm used to that ...
Happy Holidays, and sod off!
-Scotty
I had a great one.
Of couse, I didn't get an Official Red Rider BB gun, but I'm used to that ...
Happy Holidays, and sod off!
-Scotty
The gash on my forehead is nothing more then stitch-marks now.
Yay.
I no longer feel like a reject from a 'Rocky' movie, although I do enjoy bellowing, 'Yo, Adrian!', from time to time ...
I'm so goddamn poor.
Part of me thought that returning to a low-paying, but more satisfying job would be a romantic thing, ala the ole' rationale, "Well, I'm poor but...
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Yay.
I no longer feel like a reject from a 'Rocky' movie, although I do enjoy bellowing, 'Yo, Adrian!', from time to time ...
I'm so goddamn poor.
Part of me thought that returning to a low-paying, but more satisfying job would be a romantic thing, ala the ole' rationale, "Well, I'm poor but...
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amina:
i have been tired of ramen noodles since 5th grade.
zenexistence:
Right on to both your question and your statement, Throat. Met AAA a few years back, great, great guys.
Ramen noodles suck. Period.
I'm drinking a Natural Light, ha ha ha ha ha!
Hahaha!
Fuck.
Ramen noodles suck. Period.
I'm drinking a Natural Light, ha ha ha ha ha!
Hahaha!
Fuck.
I have a big gash in my forehead.
"How did this happen, you stupid bastard", I'm sure you're compassionately wondering.
Allow poppa to tell another of his infamous stories.
Let's set the scene: it's Sunday, late afternoon, football on the TV and my brother over.
We decided that Sunday would not be Sunday if there wasn't a beer or two imbibed while shooting the shit...
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"How did this happen, you stupid bastard", I'm sure you're compassionately wondering.
Allow poppa to tell another of his infamous stories.
Let's set the scene: it's Sunday, late afternoon, football on the TV and my brother over.
We decided that Sunday would not be Sunday if there wasn't a beer or two imbibed while shooting the shit...
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bailey:
i cant get you a new truck, but i can give you something that rhymes with it.....
*devilish grin*
*devilish grin*
zenexistence:
A DUCK!!??
Sweet!!!
I've been dying for a little bastard that floats and flaps ...
Sweet!!!
I've been dying for a little bastard that floats and flaps ...
So, my job hunt has become MUCH more urgent.
Why so?' you must obviously [or not so obviously, fuckers] wonder?
I made a mistake and got a ticket around last January.
Lets just say my brother and I had been drinking.
Lets just say it was 3AM, had just started raining, and I lost control of my truck and it slid off the road into...
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Why so?' you must obviously [or not so obviously, fuckers] wonder?
I made a mistake and got a ticket around last January.
Lets just say my brother and I had been drinking.
Lets just say it was 3AM, had just started raining, and I lost control of my truck and it slid off the road into...
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bailey:
dude, i love how you totally cut and pasted this from the email you sent me...or cut and pasted this into the email you sent me.
either way you cut and pasted, you lazy rat bastard.
million dollars and a jolly rogering are on their way!
either way you cut and pasted, you lazy rat bastard.
million dollars and a jolly rogering are on their way!
Happy frickin' Turkee Day, you bastards.
Sincerely,
Your Momma
Sincerely,
Your Momma
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strio:
Well... if you were out at The Castle tonight, I missed you. Just happened to be down from Boston for a few days. I may be out tomorrow for a little bit of the Erotic Ball... it's either that or in a hot tub with several very attractive young girls. Um... nevermind... I guess I probably won't be at the Erotic Ball... ;-)
atomic_tiki:
holy shit!!! your back!! Hi Scotty!!!
Rant on:
Okay, going from piercer to barrista [that's a coffee-server to all of you unenlightened] is somewhat frustrating.
One job has persons coming to you for the sole reason of your specific training and knowledge of the anatomy, with the intent of removing a milli-micron of skin at various points throughout the body via a sharpened surgical stainless steel device, allowing for the insertion...
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Okay, going from piercer to barrista [that's a coffee-server to all of you unenlightened] is somewhat frustrating.
One job has persons coming to you for the sole reason of your specific training and knowledge of the anatomy, with the intent of removing a milli-micron of skin at various points throughout the body via a sharpened surgical stainless steel device, allowing for the insertion...
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bailey:
which book would you marry?
and how would you consumate the marriage?
and who would be the best man?
and how do you tell the sex of a book?
and where do you take books on a date?
and how would they wear the wedding ring?
and what if munkee got jealous and ate the book like he ate the photos i brought over?
and did you ever read the perks of being a wallflower?
and how would you consumate the marriage?
and who would be the best man?
and how do you tell the sex of a book?
and where do you take books on a date?
and how would they wear the wedding ring?
and what if munkee got jealous and ate the book like he ate the photos i brought over?
and did you ever read the perks of being a wallflower?
i hope the elvis snowglobe was okay.
i hope YOU are okay.
i still laugh over the sound your truck makes (er...made) when you first started it.
wwweeeeeeeeeewwwwwweeerrrrrrr.
miss you.