I got maced last night.
It's cool; I think I broke his nose.
It's cool; I think I broke his nose.
Ha-damn-ha, I got my cam working.
Ho-damn-ho, I did.
Hee-damn-hee, okay, I'm bored by it.
Oh well.
Ho-damn-ho, I did.
Hee-damn-hee, okay, I'm bored by it.
Oh well.
opahl:
I am SO not lying about my favorite books. I am truly that big of a geek. 
I wish my cam worked with the site.
It looks like so much fun.
I wish my cam worked with the site.
It looks like so much fun.I've decided that our very own Kitten into Demolition is my new fav hottie of the SG profiles.
This is only after much, oh so much, deliberation and serious perusal of other delectable delights upon this website, mind you.
Great bangs.
Great style.
Phenomenal decor.
Witticisms in abundance.
Lips to die for.
And an adorable roommate.
Yep.
My, my, my.
This is only after much, oh so much, deliberation and serious perusal of other delectable delights upon this website, mind you.
Great bangs.
Great style.
Phenomenal decor.
Witticisms in abundance.
Lips to die for.
And an adorable roommate.
Yep.
My, my, my.
demolitionkitten:
hey hey heyyyyyy thanks!
I've had a sort of shitty weekend and reading this just put the most ginormous smile on my face.
my roommate thanks you too
I've had a sort of shitty weekend and reading this just put the most ginormous smile on my face.
my roommate thanks you too
opahl:
Happy birthday!!! 
I've decided that if I had to live as a house-slave to any girl on this board, it'd have to be Voltaire.
Why?
Simple.
Magic Shell.
I'd bet anything she likes Magic Shell. I'd bet my entire marble collection on it.
Well, I don't really own a marble collection but if I had a spiffy as hell marble collection, I'd be willing to bet it...
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Why?
Simple.
Magic Shell.
I'd bet anything she likes Magic Shell. I'd bet my entire marble collection on it.
Well, I don't really own a marble collection but if I had a spiffy as hell marble collection, I'd be willing to bet it...
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zenexistence:
Hello you. I meant the ice cream stuff, no pervo innuendo.
Do I even want to know what a 'bowling ball' is?
Do I even want to know what a 'bowling ball' is?
demolitionkitten:
Her meatballs are tasty, of course.
and thanks for the tip.. the bleach worked! hallelujahhhh
no more angsty. Creepy crawly little angsty fuckers.
and yes, I think you want to know what a bowling ball is.
But I can't say. I'm a lady.
and thanks for the tip.. the bleach worked! hallelujahhhh
no more angsty. Creepy crawly little angsty fuckers.
and yes, I think you want to know what a bowling ball is.
But I can't say. I'm a lady.
It was a mistake, clever-trousers. Relax. You're still my fav.
Jeepers creepers, go slide down a firepole.
Speaking of firepoles -- tell your boy I am TOTALLY jealous. Cool damn job that he has. And his girl's pretty rad too. And he has some cool fucking ink, from what can be seen.
Okay, I'll admit it, you done good. Way to go, Leaf. Get him...
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Jeepers creepers, go slide down a firepole.
Speaking of firepoles -- tell your boy I am TOTALLY jealous. Cool damn job that he has. And his girl's pretty rad too. And he has some cool fucking ink, from what can be seen.
Okay, I'll admit it, you done good. Way to go, Leaf. Get him...
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I went to the Renaissance Festival recently.
I've decided I hate --with a raging passion that borders upon unhealthy neurotic obssession-- persons that affect a fake English accent.
I can deal with the bad acting, the 16-century cavalier-types with those oh-so-period spandex tights, the $6 keg-cups o' Guinness, and even the annoying game hawkers that you pass fiftten time a day, but for some reason,...
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I've decided I hate --with a raging passion that borders upon unhealthy neurotic obssession-- persons that affect a fake English accent.
I can deal with the bad acting, the 16-century cavalier-types with those oh-so-period spandex tights, the $6 keg-cups o' Guinness, and even the annoying game hawkers that you pass fiftten time a day, but for some reason,...
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I'm going to continue my direct rant on hatred, I've decided.
I hate our media and the fact that each network has decided to rush out 'breaking' reports, just so that they can be the first idiots to report something. And about 60% of the time, it's incorrect, or at the very leat, vague. God forbid, you take that extra ten minute to get the...
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I hate our media and the fact that each network has decided to rush out 'breaking' reports, just so that they can be the first idiots to report something. And about 60% of the time, it's incorrect, or at the very leat, vague. God forbid, you take that extra ten minute to get the...
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badlilgirl:
you better watch what you wish for, sir....
i happen to know a girl who is into bikes and beer....
and the whole mohawk thing has been tossing around in her head more so than ever before......
i happen to know a girl who is into bikes and beer....
and the whole mohawk thing has been tossing around in her head more so than ever before......
I've decided to hate everyone.
Except for girls with mohawks.
I don't really know any girls with mohawks, mind you, but I know that if I met one, I probably wouldn't hate her, based solely on the fact that she had cool hair.
Yep, I'm a pretty deep indevegetable when you get right down to it ...
I didn't make it to Viva Las Vegas...
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Except for girls with mohawks.
I don't really know any girls with mohawks, mind you, but I know that if I met one, I probably wouldn't hate her, based solely on the fact that she had cool hair.
Yep, I'm a pretty deep indevegetable when you get right down to it ...
I didn't make it to Viva Las Vegas...
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bailey:
he's not from boston...
noooooooooo....
that would have made my life TOO DAMN EASY.
noooooooooo....
that would have made my life TOO DAMN EASY.
zenexistence:
Oh, glory, does Marie have a mohawk. I had noticed this but I'm quite sure I won't be able to talk her into coming to Tampa for a chopper ride while double-fisting two brews.
Now, you, m'dear Mia, would look stunning in a 'hawk.
Yup, Surf, Torr makes me giggle. A friend here in Tampa is really tight with he and the band, so I get updated stories every couple of months. Vomit seems to play a part in about every other story. Well, either that or SOME type of excretion ...
Bay, Bay, Bay -- the last thing you need is an easy life. I'm the boy in place that keeps you on your toes. Word up, sista.
Now, you, m'dear Mia, would look stunning in a 'hawk.
Yup, Surf, Torr makes me giggle. A friend here in Tampa is really tight with he and the band, so I get updated stories every couple of months. Vomit seems to play a part in about every other story. Well, either that or SOME type of excretion ...
Bay, Bay, Bay -- the last thing you need is an easy life. I'm the boy in place that keeps you on your toes. Word up, sista.
Anybody want to tango?
I'm bored.
Lets tango.
I'm drinking a beer at 10am. Does this mean I have 'alcoholic tendancies'?
Three words:
I
Don't
Care.
Rock out, kids.
I'm bored.
Lets tango.
I'm drinking a beer at 10am. Does this mean I have 'alcoholic tendancies'?
Three words:
I
Don't
Care.
Rock out, kids.
I think I'm in love with Brodie Armstrong from the Distillers. A hot chick that can play the guitar, sing and still be sexy, even though she's tough.
And she has a 'hawk.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, wait ... that also describes our very own Suicidegirl, Marie.
Happy fucking day.
C'mon Marie, more mohawk pics!
Life is good, oh so good.
Things on my chopper...
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And she has a 'hawk.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, wait ... that also describes our very own Suicidegirl, Marie.
Happy fucking day.
C'mon Marie, more mohawk pics!
Life is good, oh so good.
Things on my chopper...
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gustapo1335618:
glad to hear things are looking up....well looking forward...drink a few focus on the blurry goal at hand..enjoy...
It was one of those situations where the 6'3" bigger guy (nose-brokee) was going after the 5'10" smaller guy (my friend) and this AFTER he maced the entire security staff (consisting of more of my friends) of the club I had just been having a peaceful drink in.
And, no -- I didn't even pull my brass knuckles.
Yeah, I know, I'm a prince.
Pick up the Memory, Sorrow and Thorn trilogy by Tad Williams. It's great fantasy. I'm a dork. Sue me.