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zenexistence

Providence, Rhode Island

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Friday May 02, 2003

May 2, 2003
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I've decided that if I had to live as a house-slave to any girl on this board, it'd have to be Voltaire.

Why?

Simple.

Magic Shell.
I'd bet anything she likes Magic Shell. I'd bet my entire marble collection on it.
Well, I don't really own a marble collection but if I had a spiffy as hell marble collection, I'd be willing to bet it on such a belief.
I'm daring like that.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're hopeless.
Go stick your head in a blender.

-Scotty
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
zenexistence:
Hello you. I meant the ice cream stuff, no pervo innuendo.
Do I even want to know what a 'bowling ball' is?
May 5, 2003
demolitionkitten:
Her meatballs are tasty, of course.
and thanks for the tip.. the bleach worked! hallelujahhhh
no more angsty. Creepy crawly little angsty fuckers.

and yes, I think you want to know what a bowling ball is.
But I can't say. I'm a lady.
May 9, 2003

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