I want to go grocery shopping with a girl.
I want to hold hands with a girl.
I want to make out with a girl for hours on end.
I want to laugh with a girl as much as I laugh, sitting by myself, in the dark, under the covers, with a bonnet on my head.
All applicants feel free to e-mail me. I'm accepting the first five entries [assuming that I get that many.]
Special bonus points if you:
a] live in Boston
b] appreciate the fact that I wear wife-beaters and cuffed jeans
c] like to snuggle
d] have Fraggle Rock knowledge
Off to make the donuts,
Scotty
I want to hold hands with a girl.
I want to make out with a girl for hours on end.
I want to laugh with a girl as much as I laugh, sitting by myself, in the dark, under the covers, with a bonnet on my head.
All applicants feel free to e-mail me. I'm accepting the first five entries [assuming that I get that many.]
Special bonus points if you:
a] live in Boston
b] appreciate the fact that I wear wife-beaters and cuffed jeans
c] like to snuggle
d] have Fraggle Rock knowledge
Off to make the donuts,
Scotty
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i'll see if i can find someone who laughs a whole lot, knows that sprocket is the dog from fraggle rock (not einstein), drools over boys in wife beaters, gets turned on by grocery shopping, is wiling to make out for more than 2 hours straight, and loves to hold hands while snuggling.
not going to be easy....she would have to be the coolest girl in the world or something.
*B
-Scotty