3rd of July BBQ's are a bad idea -- then you're hung over on the 4th of July.
One a fun side note -- the house it was being held at was, literally, on the 'wrong side od the racks', being next to the railroad tracks. So, what better for a bunch of drunken fools to do after drinking much beer then decide to throw our bottles at the passing train.
Every time one came by.
All night.
Until 3 in the morning.
Then one of us found a brick of firecrackers and I stole the unopened onion dip off the table and we stuck the brick IN the dip and ignited it.
Ever seen an atom bom explosion on TV?
Kinda like that, but the cloud was from raining onion dip.
Then I 'borrowed' all of the radishes from the veggie tray and proceeded to pelt some poor drunk girl who was carrying her puppy around. She was so lit she was convinced that the radishes we falling from the tree above her.
Not much maturity involved in these antics but I have to admit, I laughed until my sides hurt. And not a damn bit of drama to deal with at the BBQ.
Good fun.
Now, to go wash the onion dip off my shoes ...
-Scotty
PS - I started building an appreciation shrine to Bailey. It's made from PBR cans, mint dental floss, and Pixie Stix. Who says I can't be artistic?
One a fun side note -- the house it was being held at was, literally, on the 'wrong side od the racks', being next to the railroad tracks. So, what better for a bunch of drunken fools to do after drinking much beer then decide to throw our bottles at the passing train.
Every time one came by.
All night.
Until 3 in the morning.
Then one of us found a brick of firecrackers and I stole the unopened onion dip off the table and we stuck the brick IN the dip and ignited it.
Ever seen an atom bom explosion on TV?
Kinda like that, but the cloud was from raining onion dip.
Then I 'borrowed' all of the radishes from the veggie tray and proceeded to pelt some poor drunk girl who was carrying her puppy around. She was so lit she was convinced that the radishes we falling from the tree above her.
Not much maturity involved in these antics but I have to admit, I laughed until my sides hurt. And not a damn bit of drama to deal with at the BBQ.
Good fun.
Now, to go wash the onion dip off my shoes ...
-Scotty
PS - I started building an appreciation shrine to Bailey. It's made from PBR cans, mint dental floss, and Pixie Stix. Who says I can't be artistic?
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-Scotty