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Wednesday Jul 11, 2012

Jul 11, 2012
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Yet ANOTHER excuse from me as to why I haven't been more active on my SG blog.

My penis fell off.
No.
Really.
It did ..... not.

Now I'm a liar too. God, how embarrassing.
I do like chicken, however.
Seriously.
Have a major hard-on for the dirty bird.


And owls:


And the fact that Elijah and Dominic showed up to the premiere of Hidalgo like this to support Viggo:

The weather is retardedly, ridculously hot the past couple of weeks. I'd walk around naked if it weren't illegal and I wouldn't stick to occasional vinyl items. I might even buy a pair of flip-flops to cool down.

I'm totally lying again, punch me in the ovaries if you ever see me wearing fapp-flerps.

I want penguins on a plane.


Speaking of genitals:

I'd also like another African Pygmy goat. I had one in my early 20's His name was Dudley, after the Jesus Lizard song. He would head-butt on command.

I love violins.


Okay, I need to go watch more Game of Thrones. Sorry.


Eye<3ewe,
Scotty

PS
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brinly:
I just crack up more than I should have.
Jul 13, 2012
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you like cats
Jul 18, 2012

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