zenexistence

If you love me and ever expect me to bare your child (that means "have" not "make naked" you creepy fucks) then I expect commentary:




Dwell on this, with deep and disturbing thoughts about incestuous mollusks and then give me your deep and undivided attention

Here:

and then:

See?
See?
So may good genres.

Love me for my nerdiness and slavish devotion to attention, fellow nerdlings.

Eye<3ewe,
Scotty

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