zenexistence

ATTENTION!

Puppies!

I know, right?
Even Max was like:

I realize there is absolutely zero depth to this blog but I think it's always good to step outside the box and look at life in a less serious manner.

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"But Scotty, when do you EVER look at life in a serious manner?!"
Shut up Miss Arbuckle, just because you were my kindergarten teacher doesn't mean you know everything about me. I've grown. I've changed. I'm a man now!
Apologies, kindergarten-teacher-crush flashback. That's embarrassing. Here, let me rid you of an miniature Scotty images by imprinting this image on your soon to be damaged psyches:
How the mighty [whores!] have fallen. It's a sad day in Celluloid Town.

And now for a public service announcement:

I have to go to work. Love me for my ambition? Oh, screw it, you can love me for my narrow ass too -- I'm a giver, see?

Eye<3ewe,
Scotty

PS - Clintadillo
That sounds naughty. You're welcome.