I know there is a bunch going on in the news, with the GOP state primaries, the chaos and destruction that is the Syrian regime, the Iranian elections, the terrible school shootings in Ohio and the wicked seasonal weather ravaging the Midwest (I'mfinethanksforasking!) so I thought I'd address these heavy topics this morning in an attempt to alleviate the burden that you carry with you to work/school/the dentist/shock therapy/your second castration/the DMV.
"Why, Scotty?" I'm sure you ask.
And the answer here, my friends, is because I care.
I truly do.
There are so many other things you needs to worry about, so I'll squarely place the burden of these issues on my wiry, slightly-muscled-yet-deceptively-broad shoulders.
For you.
Here:
Now I need no thanks for this; it's a task I happily due. For you.
Carry on, my wayward sons, there'll be peace when you are done.
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
PS:
"Why, Scotty?" I'm sure you ask.
And the answer here, my friends, is because I care.
I truly do.
There are so many other things you needs to worry about, so I'll squarely place the burden of these issues on my wiry, slightly-muscled-yet-deceptively-broad shoulders.
For you.
Here:
Now I need no thanks for this; it's a task I happily due. For you.
Carry on, my wayward sons, there'll be peace when you are done.
Eye<3ewe,
Scotty
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saillesong:
Yea the school shooting was right by me a few towns over. It was very sad but everyone has becoming obsessed with it in a creepy fashion.
stcyr:
*Ahem* isn't it supposed to be a certain Sunday?
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