zenexistence

I'm grumpy so I decided to come entertain you. Yes, you. See above picture.

I have no computer.
I hate borrowing a computer.
Having to clear my cache and erase my history because I'm (a) paranoid and (b) paranoid in an annoyance.

So my updates are infrequent.

I miss being on SG. I miss being connected. I miss grilled cheese sammies with tomato in them.

I feel like the grumpy little kid throwing a tantrum because he doesn't get what he wants.



I'm learning that living with others, no matter how much you care and appreciate them, is just plain exhausting. I seriously would relinquish a single digit of anothers choosing for a solid day alone in silence. I realize that this could be accomplished by getting arrested and thrown into solitary confinement but I'm not THAT desperate yet.

Yet.

On the motherfucking positive side:



Treakortreating.
Jackolanterns.
Costumes.
Bats.
Blood.
Gore.
Hummers.

I meant blowjobs there, by the way. Never knew why they were/are called that. "Hummer"? Really? Hum while you're doing that to me and we're going to have a serious talk. Also, "blowjob"? Blow while you're doing that and our business deal is done, retard-o.


Speaking of oral sex, I totally spent my entire Sunday watching the entire first season of this:



Uh-may-ZING.
I'm seriously going through withdrawals tonight. All I want is survivalist zombie TV. And I DON'T have cable! So unfair.

So I dance.



Well, I know this isn't much of an update but it's all I can manage on limited internet availability. Another week or two until I have a feasible computer setup.
Contain those tears [and other bodily fluids].

Eye<3ewe,
Scotty

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