First, everyone needs a velociraptor to make their day better:
Now, I need to vent.
The depth if idiocy on Facebook is astounding.
And I say this fully realizing that a vast majority of the people on my FB are personal friends.
A small amount are acquaintances that I met via bartending throughout the years but the vast majority are actually people I know, talk to on a fairly regular basis and would actually call a "friend".
And, christ, if Facebook is any indicator they're social and/or mental morons.
We all whine (I'm doing it now), we all bitch (I'm doing it now), we all vent (I'm ... you get the point) but to do it across a social media platform that is as vastly accessed as FB seems to simply be a cry for attention and an "Attaboy, there there" and I understand that we all need that from time to time.
But if you spend the majority of your time posting that shit, hour to hour, day to day, welllll .... you might want to get a life.
And I'm pretty compassionate when it comes to the plights of my friends.
But, seriously, if all you ever have to fire forth is negativity and "woe is me, my life sucks" nonsense then the boy [or girl] who cried wolf begins to emerge.
And I begin to simply not care.
Lets also look at this from a different aspect; all you brain-damaged types that love to update how "fucked up" you are or "Damn, yo, I was so gottdamn drunk last night and I smoked hella much" well, congratulations.
No, really, congratulations; I know I now think much more highly of you, as do all of your friends and I have no doubt that this adds mightily to your vast collection of social merit badges that highlight a stellar amalgamation of deep and thoughtful declarations.
Here's another point; it takes less than ten seconds to search your previous postings on FB.
And I've actually seen employers do it.
Again, allow me to offer you my sincerest congratulations on a job well done; you've just tanked possible future jobs due to your spoutings regarding your social inadequacies/improprieties/ineptitudes.
Please, for the love of all that's holy people, use a little common sense before you post stuff.
If you lack said common sense, send me one dollar, I'll ship you some along with a bonus addition of a solid dose of reality.
Now that I've vented a bit:
Barkour!
And, finally, because I'm hungry:
Now, I need to vent.
The depth if idiocy on Facebook is astounding.
And I say this fully realizing that a vast majority of the people on my FB are personal friends.
A small amount are acquaintances that I met via bartending throughout the years but the vast majority are actually people I know, talk to on a fairly regular basis and would actually call a "friend".
And, christ, if Facebook is any indicator they're social and/or mental morons.
We all whine (I'm doing it now), we all bitch (I'm doing it now), we all vent (I'm ... you get the point) but to do it across a social media platform that is as vastly accessed as FB seems to simply be a cry for attention and an "Attaboy, there there" and I understand that we all need that from time to time.
But if you spend the majority of your time posting that shit, hour to hour, day to day, welllll .... you might want to get a life.
And I'm pretty compassionate when it comes to the plights of my friends.
But, seriously, if all you ever have to fire forth is negativity and "woe is me, my life sucks" nonsense then the boy [or girl] who cried wolf begins to emerge.
And I begin to simply not care.
Lets also look at this from a different aspect; all you brain-damaged types that love to update how "fucked up" you are or "Damn, yo, I was so gottdamn drunk last night and I smoked hella much" well, congratulations.
No, really, congratulations; I know I now think much more highly of you, as do all of your friends and I have no doubt that this adds mightily to your vast collection of social merit badges that highlight a stellar amalgamation of deep and thoughtful declarations.
Here's another point; it takes less than ten seconds to search your previous postings on FB.
And I've actually seen employers do it.
Again, allow me to offer you my sincerest congratulations on a job well done; you've just tanked possible future jobs due to your spoutings regarding your social inadequacies/improprieties/ineptitudes.
Please, for the love of all that's holy people, use a little common sense before you post stuff.
If you lack said common sense, send me one dollar, I'll ship you some along with a bonus addition of a solid dose of reality.
Now that I've vented a bit:
Barkour!
And, finally, because I'm hungry:
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Speaking of tomatoes; in colonial times Tomatoes were thought to be poisonous 'cause they are from the Deadly Nightshade family. In protest, one colonist protestor tried to commit suicide on the State-House steps...by munching a tomato. I suspect he later became the founder of the BLT.
The thing that annoys me most about Facebook is most people's absolute apathy towards the English language. That and some of the crap people believe, like "If you have the letter A in your name, then paedophiles will hack your computer via Facebook and steal all of your bank details and molest your children! REPOST NOW!!!!!!!!!!".